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Movie + dimsum

Sunday, August 15th, 2010

Red Star@Chin Swee…Keeping it real. Image © Yvonne Koh

 

Preparing the groats for serfs like me. Image © Yvonne Koh

 

The art of letting people let you take photos of them is one of flattery. “Shuai ge!” Image © Yvonne Koh

 

Shuai ge! Image © Yvonne Koh

 

Har gao siew mai lo mai gai. Image © Yvonne Koh

 

Check out the lanterns and retro decor. Image © Yvonne Koh

 

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WALKED out of Girl With The Dragon Tattoo halfway through the scene with the psycho guardian. I cannot take violence/rape of any kind well, even if it’s on screen. This is why I never watch horror movies. Am quite intrigued by the series, though, may see if I can get hold of second-hand copies of the book.

Piped music at Eunos MRT

Wednesday, August 4th, 2010

SO I was with D yesterday after a gorging session down Katong and Joo Chiat (328 laksa, Awfully Chocolate, Fei Fei Wantan Mee) and we ended the session at Eunos MRT, and heard Richard Marx’s Right Here Waiting over the broadcast system…

A: Perhaps this is to prevent people from suicide.
B: Those signs are not enough.
A: I don’t know. If I have to listen to sappy muzak day in day out I’ll jump.
A: Or maybe this is for the fun of the station controllers. They look at all the appalled faces of the commuters and laugh.

I actually kind of like the song, though, in *very* small doses.

Righto. Time to decide which hobbies I can pare down on and which ones to develop. My schedule’s packed to the gills. Calligraphy (guiltily skipping lessons). Diving and swimming. Chess (down the drain). Writing. Photography (asked about SLR courses). If only there were more hours in a day.

I’ve a huge capacity to burn myself out.

Places to take visiting friends

Monday, July 19th, 2010

KATRIN is visiting soon and I’m drawing up a list of foodie places to take her.

- Tiong Bahru Market
- Geylang for beef hor fun and dim sum and soya bean curd.
- Eunos station Bak Kut Teh
- Joo Chiat/Katong laksa + Naive
- Dim Sum at Sunshine plaza + wantan mee
- Thien Kee at Beach Road
- Purvis Hainanese stalls
- Maxwell Road food market then Screening Room
- Haji Lane
- Dumplings at Din Tai Fung
- Buffet at Hyatt’s Straits Kitchen
- Blue Ginger
- Kong Bak Pau at Beng Hiang, Amoy St
- Satay + Milo dinosaur at Lau Pa Sat
- Roti prata at Jalan Kayu
- Lagnaa in Little India
- Nasi Lemak at Changi and then cycling in Ubin. And coconut, of course. Coconut.

Tiong Bahru

Sunday, July 18th, 2010

Cat in Tiong Bahru

 

Alleyway

 

I like the architecture of the old flats there.

 

Bak kut teh @ 58, Seng Poh Road.

 

READING Aravind Adiga’s book now, after I started on it in Laos. Staying home on a grey, windy day, perfect for sleeping in.

Went out to Tiong Bahru yesterday wanting to buy Dengcoy’s cat drawing but decided against it as $750 is quite a lot of money, especially when I’m a starving student. Tiong Bahru’s a lovely part of town…good food, relaxed atmosphere, good architecture, close to town. A good place to settle down in, actually. Ate bak kut teh (had better in Eunos), bought chwee kuay and headed home instead of going to a friend’s place at Duxton for potluck. I suppose I’m not *literally* a starving student, just comparatively.

I mean I want to see

Monday, July 12th, 2010

“The unreal is more powerful than the real. Because nothing is as perfect as you can imagine it. Because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies that last. Stone crumbles. Wood rots. People, well, they die. But things as fragile as a thought, a dream, a legend, they can go on and on. If you can change the way people think. The way they see themselves. The way they see the world. You can change the way people live their lives. That’s the only lasting thing you can create.”

– Chuck Palahniuk

From this blog. This man sounds like such a lovely man. In Vienna.

He reminds me of why teachers in Asia are my favourite people. I love the Princeton programme…I met some of his friends on my trip through Laos, and they remind me of X. Educators *are* my favourite people. The people I met are friendly, easy-going, empathetic, and intelligent and hungry and funny.

I hope you find your harbour. I hope you find your sanctuary. I hope you find your heart’s home. God bless, god speed, and bon voyage. If you want to stay where you are and sleep all day, I think that’s perfectly fine too. :) That’s how dreams are made, you know.

That reminds me, I have to go read The White Tiger. Mmm…reading. You adult readers can go and watch football and surf for porn and watch TV if you want. Just remember to stay clean, go slow, and relax. :)

I think Singapore’s the best place for that, actually.

Tofu, greens and other healthy stuff

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

I LIKE my fried chicken and Tim Tams and comfort food as much as the next person…and I’ve been guilty of recreational eating (tend to put on the pounds when I’m unhappy or stressed), but light, delicious food that goes easy on the fat and sugar is not only healthier but also makes me feel better and more alive. It’s really easy, especially with Chinese food: steamed tofu with prawns on top, light soups (mmm watercress), yong tau foo, fish slice soup. & then there’s also sushi and soupy ramen, a hard boiled egg, steamed egg custard. Balance the sinful food with a generally healthy diet, and you don’t need to fuss too much. I try to be generally relaxed about these things. Food is supposed to be about fun! Sharing! Warmth! Good vibes, not obsessive calorie counting!

While I don’t stress if I get over 50kg, being unfit and overweight isn’t fun. (Snarky internal voice goes: There she goes again…but I do have this bimbo “lifestyle” side to me that I’ve learnt to embrace.) Women who take a modicum of trouble can stay fit and look good at any age. When I’m slimmer, I feel better and look better. With exercise, the key is to find something you like otherwise you won’t stick with it. I love cycling and swimming, but jogging bores the tears out of me, for instance. Moving about releases endorphins, which reduce feelings of anxiety and depression. It also makes you feel more alert and better able to cope with stress.

But then trying too hard’s not attractive: it speaks of narcissism and vanity, of a lack of proportion in one’s life and other, proper interests. It’s all about balance.

And I believe good skin’s a beauty basic : The simple things like proper sleep, enough water, good nutritious food are the building blocks, and much better than spending a gazillion dollars on fancy products. It shows: Good nails, hair, skin, bones and all… Sunscreen, too! I like wearing hats when I cycle.

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Of all the things I’ve learned, it is that grace and generosity of spirit are essential ingredients to the well-lived life. They add a certain elegance to the most mundane encounter, let alone to life’s more major dramas. I don’t mean elegance of the merely superficial kind — though that, too, is not without its charms. I mean the sort of elegance that, if we looked into it, we would discover is rooted in some kind of moral code. Kindness is elegant — malice and cruelty are not. Warmth and generosity are elegant — coldness and jealousy are not. Touchiness and being quick to take offense isn’t elegant, either. (My father always had a motto: “Darling,” he used to say, “never, ever be offended. Only small people take offense.”) Social snobbery — which is rooted in a belief that material values, such as money and worldly status, are more important than human and moral worth –is not elegant. Nor is the sort of behaviour that finds it acceptable to be rude to those who are ill-placed to answer back while simultaneously being charming to those from whom favours may be expected.

— Lucia van Der Post, Things I Wish My Mother Had Told Me. ISBN 9780738212784

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This powerful and relentless transformation of a loser area of the globe into perhaps the biggest winner of the current century didn’t just happen. Credit, if you want, the hidden hand of history, but I prefer to look for tangible factors. One of course was the people of Asia. Many of them worked until their backs broke. Almost everyone seemed to be either working or studying. Another reason had to be that some Asians were getting superior leadership, however one defined it. While Africa remained more or less notorious for leaders who sucked the life — and much money — out of their countries, Asia became known for leaders who were leading their countries to new prominence, staying with the job and their countries and watching them grow to new heights. Post-colonial Asia had drive and ambition. There was less defeatism and more realism; less demagoguery and more economic production.

– Tom Plate, The giants who shaped Asia, Review A22

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To do:

Plan tree-planting day for birthday.
Meet friends I’ve not seen for some time (CL, KT)

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Reading Buffett’s biography now. Interesting things on money and human nature and how the more things change, they more they stay the same.

Piles of unread books to slowly work my way through. Nouveaux romans (I live in fear of being monolingual), economics stuff, law stuff, regional histories, Hitler-Stalin book…

I also ran into somebody the other day I’d rather not talk to…I’m very wary of gossips, of people who use whatever information they get off others to feel self-important. (Pot calling kettle: I tend to blab sometimes, but I try to temper that with good sense and kindness.) Now I know how to trust my gut feeling I feel no guilt in excusing myself. Don’t have to be the nice person all the time, or please every single person in my life. In fact, it’s impossible to do so and I’d rather not waste energy trying. I know who I am, what I stand for, and that’s enough.

Yuengling

Monday, June 7th, 2010

A is drinking Yuengling at the ballpark. Feeling Phillyish even though I’m clear across the state. Miss my Philly friends!
B: A, I know I’m Chinese…and Yuengling sounds Chinese…but what is it?
A: Hehe… It is not Chinese in the slightest. It is an American lager brewed in Pennsylvania.

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C: Foto bukan tehnik. Itu hanya tehnik foto. Foto adalah sesuatu yg mengandung makna. Tehnik hanya ‘kendaraan’ makna. Soal tehnik itu bisa mengantar makna pada tujuan tergantung: a. punya tujuan b. punya komitment terhadap tujuan itu. Selain itu tidak penting.

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D: An insect flew into my eye and died. Great, now I’m the human Venus eye-trap.

Fluffette

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

Flowers brighten up this fluffette’s day

 

I’M SUCH a fluffette I like books like French Women Don’t Get Fat…Reading a book on What French Women Know (ISBN 978-0-399-15562) now (I know. I know. Shut up! I left Crime And Punishment on the shelf today, okay? :) ) and thought this applies to Singaporean people as well:

Anne-Marie, who has been teaching French to students in Los Angeles for more than twenty years, offers this obeservation: “My American students are very detached from the real world and very squeamish. They are so used to the fake or the processed that when they see the real thing, they don’t get it. Or when they see the fake, they think it’s the real thing. When I teach them the origin of the word “ham” in French — jambon — for example, I tell them that it means leg. When you eat ham, you are eating the leg of the pig. “Oh, gross! Don’t gross us out!” is what the kids always scream. And I ask them, “Do you think that pigs grow in slices? Where do you think ham comes from?” The kids are grossed out by almost anything that is not hygienically sealed up. There is a disconnect from nature, and that becomes a disconnect from the senses, from the sensual world overall.

pp. 167-8

I believe this is the difference between someone like Julie Delpy and Jennifer Aniston. I dislike the calculated perfection of many American celebrities, and prefer sensual disarray and accidental allure of someone who is a little off-beat, quirky, a little dishevelled, and knows how to let her hair down. Gimme a reprief from the straight rebonded hair, the neurotic overexercising, the perfect make-up — and give me someone who takes real pleasure in life, in dancing, eating, laughing.

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I know my main site has atrophied, but I’ve just added a couple of new recipes.

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“Kind hearts are the gardens;
kind thoughts are the roots;
kind words are the flowers;
kind deeds are the fruits.”

— English Proverb

Huat ah! / equal affection

Friday, February 26th, 2010

A FRIEND’S mother treated us to dinner…but I didn’t know it was a grassroots event. I walked past the ballroom thinking it was a wedding dinner, then reread the SMS and thought…wait…table 20, I’d better go in. Jolly good fun, though, had chocolate coins handed out to me by a 财神爷 and lotsa entertainment in different languages. Good to catch up with the gang over a 10-course meal, though we had to shout over the sound emitting from the speakers.

…I believe I got pickpocketed. Checked my clutch and the notes I put in there are gone!!

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If equal affection cannot be…I remember a conversation I had with a chum.

A (casually): So how many hearts have you broken?
B (angrily): It’s how many hearts have *you* broken!

Got a phonecall from E. recently, and a package from Anais and a letter from an ex. I feel so bone-crushingly lucky to have friends like that all across the world, and I love them so much. But there’re also those who love you more than you deserve, and whom you don’t always love back in the way that they wish you would. D. seldom writes a letter to me that he doesn’t end with “I love you”. E. was frank and touchingly vulnerable when he told me what he thought when he got off the plane. It makes me want to write letters to them expressing affection that I don’t feel, because I know it would make them happy. But it would make me feel worse. And I wouldn’t be honest. Would they really be happy if I told them I loved them and I didn’t meant “love” the way they want it to mean?

I am full

Sunday, February 14th, 2010

MORE specifically, I am full of:

- ngoh hiang
- curry chicken
- roast duck
- pork with ginger and leek
- abalone
- broccoli and prawns and squid
- spring rolls
- stirfried kangkong
- “Buddha jumps over the wall” soup
- scallops in spicy sauce
- fried noodles
- white rice (3 servings)
- pineapple tarts
- coconut crumbly things
- peanut crumbly things
- ice cream
- chocolate (multiple helpings)

Ah, CNY.

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On a friend’s party invite with Marx in a party hat, Mao toasting etc…

A: How appropriate…all Red for CNY.
B: Hey, it’s the Communist Party.

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‘The acid test is performance, not promises. The millions of dispossessed in Asia care not and know not of theory. They want a better life. They want a more equal, a more just society. He who gives them this is their saviour.’

- Lee Kuan Yew, 1964

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Had the most heartbreaking search lead to my blog lately:

+ “i m a teacher and one of my first -grade students is painfully shy.she will not look adults in the eye and she seems terrified of the males teachers in the building.i have never seen any bruises on her but i wonder wether her fears of adults particularly males could be an indication that she has been frghtened or perhaps harmed by someone”

How do we even begin to trace and heal abuse? I tend to exude bumptious outraged virtue over this issue and wrote about it over Christmas…

And I shall quote again from Rowan Williams:

One of the worst effects of this culture of impatience and pride is what it does to those who are most obviously dependent - the elderly, those with physical or psychological challenges and disabilities, and, of course, children. We send out the message that if you’re not standing on your own two feet and if you need regular support, you’re an anomaly. We’ll look after you (with a bit of a sigh), but frankly it’s not ideal. And in the case of children, we shall do our level best to turn you into active little consumers and performers as soon as we can. We shall test you relentlessly in schools, we shall bombard you with advertising, often highly sexualised advertising, we shall worry you about your prospects and skills from the word go; we shall do all we can to make childhood a brief and rather regrettable stage on the way to the real thing - which is ‘independence’, turning you into a useful cog in the social machine that won’t need too much maintenance.

In the last year, the issues around how we regard childhood in our society have been opened up for discussion with new intensity by a number of important pieces of research like the Children’s Society’s Good Childhood report or the Cambridge Review of primary education. There has at last been a wake-up call about the ways in which we are crushing and narrowing children’s experience; and there is a long and significant agenda there for debate in the months ahead.

But behind the details, there is one central issue. Can we as a society accept and even celebrate the fact that there is a place for proper and mature dependence - that human beings need to receive and learn: not so that they can get to the point where they stop receiving and learning, but so that they can acquire the habits of receiving and learning in ever-new settings? Can we help children enjoy their dependency so that they don’t just leave it behind but get to manage it with freedom and imagination as they grow older?

I do love his sermons…from his Easter 2009 sermon:

No argument can persuade anyone about this, only the lived reality. It’s worth remembering that Paul of Tarsus joined the Christian community not as a well-meaning religious enquirer but as someone who had been the equivalent of a terrorist gunman, someone who had supervised the activities of a private militia devoted to abducting and imprisoning members of the Christian sect. He is a perfectly intelligible figure in the back streets of modern Beirut or Baghdad. And he has to find his ‘heaven’ by going, undefended and unvouched for, to the people he has been trying to silence and kill. Can anyone live like this? If the Colossians or Corinthians or Philippians had asked this, at least Paul would have been able to say yes: I have lived it, or, It has lived itself out in me and in those who were my victims. No wonder that he goes back over this so many times in his writings, and, in his second letter to Corinth, angrily protests that, whatever else may be true, he is not doing this for the sake of his comfort or power. Why should the Corinthians trust him (especially when there are more attractive teachers around)? Well, at least he has lived through the most appallingly painful realities of the reconciliation that Jesus made possible; he has lost an entire career, an entire identity, he has put his life at daily risk. The one thing the Corinthians can be sure of is that this is not an opinion or an argument.

And the moral of all this? It’s boringly familiar. If we want to commend our faith, we have to show the difference. The new world has to be visible. In the days of the early church, writers trying to defend the faith naturally used all sorts of complex intellectual arguments; but they also said, ‘Look at us. We try to live forgivingly with each other. We don’t try to get revenge when we’re killed by the state authorities or the lynch mobs. We treat every life as precious, including the lives you don’t care about. We try to be peaceful and faithful, in private and in public, and to live lives of sexual faithfulness and self-control [as much of a challenge, we might add, in the late Roman Empire as it is today]. Does all this suggest to you that there might be another way of living that offers healing to the casualties of so-called ordinary human behaviour?’

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At the Haiti fundraiser I talked to Andrew and Mary-Ann from Mercy Relief about their work, how they got involved, Mary-Ann’s time in Timor when she saw aid workers living it up on packages while the students she taught slept through lunch because they had no money to get anything to eat. Andrew worked with Mercy Relief during the Boxing Day tsunami and liked how they were bolt cutters.

And over CNY today I talked to my cousin, who advised me against being the nail that sticks out…”You’ll just get hammered down”. To those of us who brim over with righteousness he says: “Treat it as just a job, choose your battles wisely. Don’t waste your energy hitting your head against a wall.” And on dealing with mediocrity he says: “Yeah well, did you expect all companies to be like Google? Sometimes you just gotta teh gong…if they’ve been doing well being stupid for the past few decades and you come along and say they’re stupid of course you’re just looking for a whacking.”

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Prayer of St Francis

Lord, make me an instrument of your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me sow love;
where there is injury, pardon;
where there is doubt, faith;
where there is despair, hope;
where there is darkness, light;
where there is sadness, joy;

O Divine Master, grant that I may not so much seek to be consoled as to console;
to be understood as to understand;
to be loved as to love.

For it is in giving that we receive;
it is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
and it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.

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Instrument Of Peace

Where there is hatred, let me bring love.
Where there is doubt, let me bring faith.
Where there is falsehood, let me bring truth
Where there is pain, I’ll comfort you.
Where there is silence, let me sing praise
Where there’s despair, let me bring hope.
Where there is blindness, let me bring sight
Where there is darkness, let me bring light.

And with these words I speak
Grant that I may not so seek
To be heard but to hear
To be consoled but to console,
Not to be seen, but to see
To be loved but to love.
For when we give love we will receive.

When we forgive love, we’ll find reprieve
It is in dying we’ll be released
Make me an instrument of peace

新山的故事 从船开始

Monday, October 5th, 2009

● 陈再藩
两岸灯火

  上一期的专栏,我们说,柔佛州州务大臣会在大家的簇拥下,穿过节目交织的陈旭年街,最后,才在各民族鼓乐的激昂声中,来到新山华族历史文物馆的正面大门。

  十月三日上午天气晴而不燥,陈旭年街人山人海。州务大臣果然展开了一次充满象征意义的文化散步,而且还在老咖啡店的花树下,坐下来喝杯咖啡。

  咖啡店的对面屋墙,前一天才装置了一片十尺见方的步行街图。特点是,这份街图绘于1887年。时代与空间生态的刻意错置,使对面的咖啡店多了一些诉鲜的话题。

  咖啡店的五脚基,还上了一片贴板,将每个星期日的“锦花茶座”专栏贴在上面。贴板上有句话:“一个老城区、一条老街,加上一间老咖啡店,便有无数老故事,可以伴着咖啡香,留给子孙,送给过客……”

  这是让这条街开始讲故事的一个“手段”——报章专栏以街店为名,而店外看板又以专栏为主角,每周新添一则,如此细水长流,故事便可绵延不绝。

  走过的必留下痕迹与感觉。走过陈旭年街的故事与表演,州务大臣在致开幕词时,说州政府会全力支持新山华社将陈旭年街发展为历史与文化步行街时,那句话不再是一句讲词,而是他刚刚亲自接触的故事。他在街上趋近一个穿着红木屐敲锣的小男孩。孩子不足六岁,吃力地提着的铜锣大过他半个身子。他卯足劲,跟着潮州大锣鼓队在演奏马来民歌Rasa Sayang。大臣也停步子,和来自新加坡的陈旭年第五代曾孙陈业裕闲聊几句,问他可曾回访潮州祖乡……

  开幕剪彩之后,大臣登上了二楼。新山的历史,得从脚下的船板开始。大约1840年代,约4000名潮州人在义兴公司的号召下从新加坡乘船进入柔佛,掀开了后来延续约八十年的华人港主开荒历史。

  柔佛的港主制度是苏丹阿布巴卡聪明的创制,他发出港契,让获得某条河域港契的港主拥有相当独立的经济与司法权,可以铸钱、印钞票、采矿、伐树、买卖烟酒,甚至开设赌场,审押居民等。柔佛在十九世纪颁授上百港契,十之八九由潮州人所拥有。这也是“柔佛”这地名在潮州移民史上仅次于暹罗(泰国)之因。

 民间传说进入了历史文物馆便得淡化乡野传奇的色彩。苏丹阿布巴卡早在进入新山之前便与卖布的陈旭年在新加坡结拜为兄弟手足的传说,迄今仍传述于潮州彩塘镇及新山华社,但在文物馆里就变成了《十九世纪华巫合作》这个标准标题。这是柔佛华族历史的首要篇章。接着,谈的一定是义兴公司与甘蜜。1880年左右,柔佛是全世界最大的甘蜜生产“国”。传说种植业最鼎盛之际,全柔20万人口里华人约占四分之三。那时,从新山纱玉河口运甘蜜到新加坡河畔进行交易的“物流”话动,想必是一番盛景。

  这就难怪在柔佛独拥近十条港(河域)的陈旭年也能在新加坡河畔建起那么雅致的双层“涟漪轩”及位于Jalan Penang 、官气十足的“资政第”。更能在故乡费14年建成名列中国国家保护建筑的从熙公祠。

  十九世纪过去了,港主制度与义兴公司在廿世纪初相继消失,华人与马来统治者的“手足关系”在英国人介入之下,开始拔远。

  传奇退场,文物馆的展示进入了现代史,乡会、学校与文化成了三楼的主角。这时,取代义兴的华侨公所易名为中华公会。华人社会,从此告别了船的年代。  

(传自新山)

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Mysterious gifts to be suspected and questioned. I don’t believe in some secret Santa suddenly giving out tea or bouquets dropping from the sky. So offending parties must be questioned.

And really, what’s up with the pricing of history books in Singapore? And they’re by the think-tanks too. Where does the money *go*?? Come on, subsidise and no hard covers please.

No wonder photocopy shops are doing a thriving business. This reminds me of the fiasco that was Project Eyeball, which was priced out of market. Stupid marketing folks.

Dish fit for the gods

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Brutus:
Let’s be sacrificers, but not butchers, Caius.
. . . And, gentle friends,
Let’s kill him boldly, but not wrathfully;
Let’s carve him as a dish fit for the gods,
Not hew him as a carcass fit for hounds;
And let our hearts, as subtle masters do,
Stir up their servants to an act of rage,
And after seem to chide ‘em.
Julius Caesar Act 2, scene 1, 166, 171–177

Like “sweets to the sweet,” this phrase has been wrenched well out of its morbid and somewhat sickening context. To us, a “dish fit for the gods” is delectable or sumptuous. Brutus notes the excellence of the dish, but pursues the gruesome consequences of the metaphor: the dish will have to be cooked—and Julius Caesar is the only ingredient.

Having decided that Caesar’s ambitions necessitate his assassination [see THE SERPENT'S EGG], Brutus nonetheless cautions his co-conspirators—especially Caius Cassius—against a bloodbath. To hack down Marc Antony as well as Caesar will make the assassins look like “butchers.” They ought rather, says Brutus, present themselves as “sacrificers,” reluctantly but devoutly offering up Caesar in order to save the Roman Republic. The assassins must appear hesitant (though not unable) to “stir up” the necessary passions (the “servants” of the heart), afterward “chiding” those passions with seeming regret. Unfortunately for Brutus and Cassius, sparing Antony leaves alive the one man whose sense of public relations is even more sophisticated than Brutus’s.

“A dish fit for the gods” vaguely recalls the legend of Tantalus, who offered up to the gods an unusual meal—his son Pelops. The gods, however, were not exactly pleased; Tantalus was condemned to suffer eternal hunger and thirst, and his house was cursed. Brutus neglects to pursue the lesson of this famous tale—the stuff of contemporary Roman tragedy—and does so at his peril.

Diamonds my arse

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Read this excellent The Atlantic article:

The idea was to create prestigious “role models” for the poorer middle-class wage-earners. The advertising agency explained, in its 1948 strategy paper, “We spread the word of diamonds worn by stars of screen and stage, by wives and daughters of political leaders, by any woman who can make the grocer’s wife and the mechanic’s sweetheart say ‘I wish I had what she has.’”

De Beers needed a slogan for diamonds that expressed both the theme of romance and legitimacy. An N. W. Ayer copywriter came up with the caption “A Diamond Is Forever,” which was scrawled on the bottom of a picture of two young lovers on a honeymoon. Even though diamonds can in fact be shattered, chipped, discolored, or incinerated to ash, the concept of eternity perfectly captured the magical qualities that the advertising agency wanted to attribute to diamonds. Within a year, “A Diamond Is Forever” became the official motto of De Beers.

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But yeah, I’m into consumption anyway…I love this:

The tea-tray I bought in JB

What is 鸡翅木 in English? Chicken wing wood? Can this be real?

Come over for Chinese tea, sometime, darlings!

 

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Wines for Asian food

Curry puffs: chilled sweet Sherry (err a bit atas, to eat Old Chang Kee with wine…)
Yes, they have Takoyaki pairings with: dry nutty Fino Sherry
Chicken Wings: Merlot or Gewurztraminer
Vietnamese Spring Roll: Sauvignon Blanc
Curry Debal: Muscat or Greek Mavrodaphne
Rendang with Cabernet Sauvignon, Bordeaux, or Barolo, something tannic and big

Proverbs, proverbial sayings, clichés, maxims, adages, aphorisms, platitudes, mottos, old saws, inanities, common sayings, or whatever you want to call them

Thursday, September 3rd, 2009

I TYPED in 600+ proverbs about a month back…here’s a new book with more idioms!

Yang kurik ialah lundi,
Yang merah ialah saga,
Yang baik ialah budi,
Yang indah ialah bahasa.

That which burrows in the earth are grubs,
That which is red is the “saga”,
That which is kindness itself is deeds,
That which is beautiful is the language.1

Malay literature:
- Pantun (verses of systematically and preconceived arranged words and/or ideas)
- Syair and gurindam (ode)
- Seloka (rhymes and riddles)
- Peribahasa (proverbs)

Mulut murai: to be talkative or to speak rapidly.
Mulut tempayan (mouth of keg): unable to keep secrets.

Harimau & singa: strength and courage
Gajah: bulky, big.
Kilat: lari macam kilat (run like lightning)
Angin (wind): kepala angin (light headed) prone to anger, uptight, walking on edge.
Angin commonly used to describe temperament or rise in temper and anger. Naik angin: becoming angry, ada angin (very moody)
Api (fire): danger. eg bermain api - play with danger. Api dalam sekam (fire in a chaff): hidden danger.

There are about 300 idioms in the book, and no, I’m not typing everything in as it’s a) too tiring and b) infringement of copyright, I’m sure. I find learning proverbs and idioms an interesting way to learn a language, it adds more colour to the affair.

 

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1 All material from Hasan Huhammad Ali’s Malay Idioms. Singapore: Times Books International, 1996. ISBN: 981-204-289-X

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Keeping to a strict budget (think pocket-money-level strict), and it’s surprisingly easy to eat nutritious food on a budget — snacks are almonds and cherry tomatoes from the Fairprice house brand, lots of tofu and veggies, water and green tea. It’s easy to shop — I get stuff from foods off this list and throw in an additional treat or two, like a can of Coca Cola or some green tea ice cream once a week. Hrmpf.

Also going back to the poem memorisation project; problem is I’ve forgotten those I’ve memorised in a chao mugger frenzy.

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A (on wedding door games): You have to know that on a scale of 1-10 for 厉害 you girls are a 10, and they (groom + groomsmen) are like a 2.

B (former colleague): Really hate it when people (especially PR folks trying to pitch a story) call me by my user-id. That’s not my name! I’m not related to that big Spanish clothing chain!! Otherwise, why the heck would I be slogging in the newsroom?
C: Your user id is MNG? 3 hours ago
B: It’s zarahim. Obviously it’s z.a.rahim. But some people have taken to addressing me as zara or zarahim - even AFTER I’ve corrected them. But the worst one ever was being referred to as “zara ibrahim”!!! Don’t know where he got that from. 2 hours ago
D: hi zara, you are the ris-low-fashionista, being a good bruddah, you are the best we dun noe any othah…..LMAO 2 hours ago
E: This just made my day :) I’ve been called yvonne-nek before, since my user name was yvonnek. 2 seconds ago ·

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Writing now, I’ve got a ready-made guide to surviving the scholarship bond on my hands. It’s a step up from being stuck at a dead-end job and having hours upon hours for pouring out my heart here. I borrowed this book called 1,001 Ways To Be Romantic out of curiosity — and the gag factor!

#52

  • Hide a diamond ring in a cake

  • Bury a necklace in a pie.
  • Drape a pearl necklace around her teddy bear’s neck

HELLO??? Heard of the Heimlich Manoeuvre?

Asses are made to bear…

Sunday, August 30th, 2009

A (typing): I was supposed to asses him.
B: Huh? Asses? You turned gay is it?
A: Oh I mean assess. Of course. Slip of the fingers.
B: Another crassic from you.

DAMN! I should be reading War And Peace. Or making headway with calligraphy…

Undiagnosed autism: When I’m too lazy to wash brushes I do 硬笔书法。

富家不用买良田,书中自有千钟粟。
安居不用架高堂,书中自有黄金屋。
娶妻莫恨无良媒,书中自有颜如玉。
出门莫恨无人随,书中车马多如簇。
男儿欲遂平生志,五经勤向窗前读。

Instead I’m compiling lists like the one below:

60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy

1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than that.

2. Ahh, it’s cute.

3. Who circumcised you?

4. Why don’t we just cuddle?

5. You know they have surgery to fix that.

6. It’s more fun to look at.

7. Make it dance.

8. You know, there’s a tower in Italy like that.

9. Can I paint a smiley face on that?

10. It looks like a night crawler.

11. Wow, and your feet are so big.

12. My last boyfriend was 4” bigger.

13. It’s ok, we’ll work around it.

14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim?

15. Eww, there’s an inch worm on your thigh.

16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?

17. Oh no, a flash headache.

18. (giggle and point)

19. Can I be honest with you?

20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that.

21. Let me go get my tweezers.

22. How sweet, you brought incense.

23. This explains your car.

24. You must be a growing boy.

25. Maybe if we water it, it’ll grow.

26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick.

27. Are you one of those pygmies?

28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow?

29. Ever heard of clearasil?

30. All right, a treasure hunt!

31. I didn’t know they came that small.

32. Why is God punishing you?

33. At least this won’t take long.

34. I never saw one like that before.

35. What do you call this?

36. But it still works, right?

37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting.

38. It looks so unused.

39. Do you take steroids?

40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it.

41. Maybe it looks better in natural light.

42. Why don’t we skip right to the cigarettes?

43. Oh, I didn’t know you were in an accident.

44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt?

45. Aww, it’s hiding.

46. Are you cold?

47. If you get me real drunk first.

48. Is that an optical illusion?

49. What is that?

50. I’ll go get the ketchup for your french fry.

51. Were you neutered?

52. It’s a good thing you have so many other talents.

53. Does it come with an air pump?

54. So this is why you’re supposed to judge people on personality.

55. Where are the puppet strings?

56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun.

57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes.

58. Never mind, why bother.

59. Is that a second belly button?

60. Where’s the rest of it?

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Champagne geekery from Hugh Johnson’s Wine Atlas & Jancis Robinson

derived from Latin term campania, originally used to describe the rolling open countryside just north of Rome. Much mystique and romanticism over this, but a NZ sparkly or German Sekt is often more worth it. Champagne houses of course want us to buy into the image, so we’ll continue thinking of it as a super-luxury item and continue paying through the nose for it. (cf Andrew Barr’s Wine Snobbery).

Blanc de blancs: All-Chardonnay
Blanc de noirs: from dark-skinned grapes
Cuvee: a blend, which all champagne is
Non-vintage (NV): with wines from more than one year
Reserve: much used but meaningless term
Vintage: wine from a single year.

Basic champagne = nonvintage brut comes without a date on the label: blending of wines from different years to keep a consistent “house style”. Brut means very very dry. In very good vintages, which come three or four times a decade, some houses produce a special vintage champagne. These wines attempt to capture the essential character of that particular harvest year. Some produce fancy-schmancy bottling called tete de cuvee or prestige cuvee. eg Roederer’s Cristal, Bollinger’s RD.

Light and fairly delicate: Taittinger, Mumm, Perrier-Jouet, Deutz, Laurent-Perrier, Pol Roger
Medium: Moet et Chandon, Piper-Hiedsieck, Charles Hiedsieck, Joseph Perrier
Rich and full: Louis Roederer, Veuve Clicquot, Krug, Bollinger

Sweetness levels:
Extra brut: bone dry
Brut: dry
Sec: dryish
Demi-sec: medium sweet
Doux: relatively sweet

Bottler codes:
NM: negociant-manipulant: champagne maker who buys in grapes
RM: recoltant-manipulant: grower who makes his own wines
CM: cooperative de manipulation: a co-op
RC: recoltant-cooperature: grower selling wine made by a co-op
MA: marque d’acheteur: buyer’s own brand

To be champagne, a wine must do more than sparkle. It must come from the Champagne region in north-east France. The best champagne has a combination of freshness, richness, delicacy and raciness, and a gently stimulating strength no sparkling wine from anywhere has yet achieved…(yet).

Part of Champagne’s secret lies in its combination of latitude and precise position. Even before global warming brought an increase in average ripeness, Champagne’s proximity to the sea helped ripen grapes this far from the equator and temperatures in the ripening month of July are higher than in Germany’s Franken and NZ’s Marlborough. The Marne departement still produces more than 2/3 of all champagne, but there are vineyards in the Aube to the south that specialise in vigorous, fruit Pinot Noir and the mainly Pinot Meunier vineyards on the banks of the River Marne extend westwards well into the Aisne departement.

Demand for champagne is higher than ever and by 2004 all of the official champagne producing area of 32,871ha had been planted, with the Champenois still arguing how it might be extended. Only 10% of this precious vineyard belongs to the large exporting houses responsible for the worldwide reputation of champagne who tend to blend ingredients from all over the region to produce their wines. The rest is owned by more than 19,000 growers, many of whom are part time.

More and more of these growers, well over 2,000 at the last count, are making and selling their own wine rather than selling grapes to the maisons, although they sometimes do that as well. The growers’ champagne (which was what we had at the tasting), which are increasingly highly regarded, now account for almost a quarter of all sales.

- Pinot Noir (38% of vineyards)
- Pinot Meunier
- Chardonnay (28% of vineyards)

Most of the increasingly popular rose champagne is made by deliberately adding some red wine to the white. Today, sugar and yeast may be added to the fully fermented dry wine so a second fermentation occurs in the bottle.

The chief difference between champagne brands likes in the making of the cuvee, as the blend of dry base wines is called. Everything depends on experience in assembling the young wines, which are sometimes deepened by a dose of older, reserve wine, and on how much the house is prepared to spend on raw materials. The reputation of an established house is based on its non-vintage wines, blended so that no difference is noticeable from year to year. Styles vary from the challenging concentration of a Krug or a Bollinger to the seductive delicacy of a Taittinger, with Pol Roger and Louis Roederer as models of classical balance.

The quality of the bubbles in a sparkling wine gives you a good indication of the quality of the wine itself. Use your eyes first: look at the size and number of bubbles in each of the sparkling wines. Prosecco, for instance, is Italy’s flagship sparkler — look for Valdobbiadene, and choose a dry version. Cava from Spain can be great value for money. Pay a little extra for the higher quality of a reserva. NZ: Try Cloudy Bay Pelorus, or Morton Estate’s Brut Methode Traditionnelle. They often offer finesse to rival the best basic Champagne cuvees, but at a fraction of the price. Hunter’s is not bad as well. These wines go well with seafood, such as crayfish and caviar.

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My age? I prefer to think of myself as a cuvee rather than a particular vintage.

Budgeting

Friday, August 28th, 2009

TIME to really go for the yong tau foo & toto tickets. I’ve set aside some cash for travelling and so on, but will have to go back to the Excel spreadsheets, then factor in stuff like insurance, anger management workshops and all. Need good insurance coverage, will ask you guys about it when I see you next. No more $300+ splurging trips at Borders, fewer cheongsams, in fact, NO shopping for clothes…& monitor my “passive investor style” portfolio.

Shing, you can tell the toadies: At least I’m not morally bankrupt.

More retorts:
1. I don’t just accept that life is unfair, I embrace it. (Then try to hug your boss.)
2. I’m a liberal arts major, which means I serve fries…and disemvowel people.
3. To male toady: Oh do you know the pains of DELIVERING too?

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Some folks with the eyes that seem to have seen too much. Someone always laughing at the world from some mysterious standpoint of inner knowledge — who had lost some intangible, all-real zest of faith and idealism.

Elegant, with all that the world implies, but impossible — not because of its trappings or elegance, but just because of its impossibility.

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Reading Nassim Nicholas Taleb’s Fooled By Randomness, and enjoying it greatly:

…we seem to have evidence that what is called “courage” comes from an underestimation of the share of randomness in things rather than the more noble ability to stick one’s neck out for a given belief. In my experience (and in the scientific literature), economic “risk takers” are rather the victims of delusions (leading to overoptimism and overconfidence with their underestimation of possible adverse outcomes) than the opposite. Their “risk taking” is frequently randomness foolishness.

Had a good time at wine-tasting last night with Nancy and her friends William and Cheryl…the vintners were passionate about their job, and told the drama of vineyard politics well. Was too tired and drugged up to take proper notes:

Domaine Jean Marc Boillot

1. Montagny 1er Cru 2007
2. Chassagne Montrachet 2007
3. Puligny Montrachet 2007
4. Puligny Montrachet 1er Cru les Referts 2007
5. Puligny 1er Cru Champ-Canet 2007
6. Puligny 1er Cru La Truffiere 2007
7. Puligny 1er Cru les Combettes 2007

Champagne Penet
8. Champagne Penet Reserve
(the rest I didn’t drink as I was called home and collapsed promptly in the bed, unconscious, what a pity!!!!)
9. Champagne Penet Rose
10. Champagne Penet Grande Reserve
11. Champagne Penet Diane Claire

Gewurztraminer

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

OF ALL grape varieties there’s none as perfumed, as seductive and easy to recognise as this. In the Etsch Valley in Tyrol there’s a town called Termeno, or Tramin in the local Germanic dialect. Traminer simply means the grapes of Tramin, and Gewurz is spice — hence Gewurztraminer means the most perfumed version of the grape.

The wines can be pungent and aromatic, with a rose-water or tropical fruit character, most notably lychee or rambutan. It’s a red grape, and the coloured skin results in deep coloured wines, often pale gold rather than the lemon yellow of most white wines.

Last had a lightly sweet glass with spicy chicken wings. Yummy.

Riesling ♥ & a bit of tea…

Tuesday, July 14th, 2009

RIJSTTAFEL with Riesling from Clare Valley (Grosset Polish Hill 2006). The lightly sweet kecap manis goes well with the sweetness. Also a good dish of ikan nila goreng with a sambal of tamarind and chilli — there’s enough acidity in the Riesling to go with the crispy fish, and the sweetness envelopes the hot sambal…

From Hugh Johnson’s Wine Atlas:

“Clare is isolated, and feels like it. Local wine producers are proud to be distant from the influence of fashion and big company politics. This is farming country in the hands of small farmers in the main who form an unusually cohesive group of wine producers. They were the first in Australia to agree to move to screwcaps in an effort to preserve the particular steely quality of their Rieslings. In the hands of literally dozens of Riesling producers as capable as Grosset, Kilikanoon, Petaluma etc, Clare Riesling has established itself as Australia’s most distinctive: firm and dry, sometimes almost austere in youth, but usually with a rich undertow of lime that can mature to toastiness after years in bottle.”

I’ve not tried any Eden Valleys — one relatively new one is Mesh, a joint venture between Yalumba and Jeffrey Grosset, Australia’s king of Riesling. According to Grosset, Eden Valley Riesling tends towards grapefruit while Clare Valley is characterised more by lime…

:) So fun to match and learn! Still don’t know much about wine, but I started off with Rieslings: the first time I could taste a difference between the cheap Muller-Thurgau Liebfraumilch and a QbA Riesling, which was fresher, with clearer fruit and citrus aromas, with a fine racy acidity and a far longer finish.

With the QmPs the purity of fruit flavour is greater, with a wonderful delicacy of touch yet at the same time an intensity of flavour. Mosel wines are crisper, with fruity citrusy flavours developing into oil with age, while the Pfalz (further south, with riper grapes and greater concentration of sugar and flavour) is melon or peachy, with sweeter fruit and fuller body.

In the late 19th and first half of the 20th C, German Rieslings were prized and priced as highly as the great reds of France. Its showcase is the northerly Mosel-Saar-Ruwer, home to a quarter of all of Germany’s Riesling. The best sites face south, to attract maximum ripening sunlight, ahave a steep gradient, and are sheltered from wind. The gradient makes the vineyards hard to work — younger Germans are unwilling to spend their working days in the open, fighting gravity, hunched over truculent vines….but the result is wines unique in the world for the combination of low alcohol, striking aroma, high extract and delicacy of texture. Due to the combination of acidity and extract, the wines can develop for decades in bottle.

Aussie Rieslings have a minerally raciness underlying the tangy, lime-accented fruit — the wines are less phenolic than those of Alsace, and less alcoholic than Austria/Alsace.

To try: Cloudy Bay late harvest Riesling for desserts.

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Sweet wines: The greatest of them all: Chateau d”Yquem and the finest Eisweins and Trockenbeerenauslesen, for desserts and foie gras, or blue cheese and liver pate.

The best sweet wines are made when fermentation stops naturally, either because the yeast dies or because the must is too concentrated to allow the yeast to work efficiently. There will always be a crisp balancing acidity, which will clean the palate, giving a fresh, lively finish.

In France, Sauternes and Barsac — just up river from Bordeaux, are the most famous of all sweet wine areas in France. The Semillon is concentrated by noble rot — porriture noble — and the balance is achieved by Sauv Blanc.

The temperatures in German cellars tend to be lower than those in most southern countries, especially as the harvest is later, so the yeast finds it even more difficult to work. The result is that many German sweet wines are very low in alcohol, 8 or 9 per cent is not unusual. This means the wines tend to be a little sweeter than a French equivalent picked at the same grape-sugar level, but the racy acidity makes for a lighter, less unctuous palate.

Tokay wines are also made from noble-rot berries, but are handled differently. The heavily botritic berries are kept separate from the unaffected ones, and the healthy berries are turned into must/wine and then the rotten berries added. The propotion added is measured in puttony, so the higher the puttonyos figure, the sweeter the finished wine.

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Speaking of Rieslings, here’s the full list of German wine categories:

1. Deutscher Tafelwein, or ‘German table wine’
This is the equivalent to vin de table. It must be produced exclusively from allowed German-grown grape varieties in one of the five Tafelwine regions. Region or subregion must be indicated on the label. The grapes must reach a must weight of 44°Oe on the Oechsle scale (5% potential alcohol) in most regions, with the exception of Baden where 50°Oe (6% potential alcohol) must be reached. The alcohol content of the wine must be at least 8.5% by volume, and concentration or chaptalization can be used to reach this level. They must reach a total acidity of at least 4.5 grams/liter. Tafelwein (without “Deutscher”) can be a so-called Euroblend, a table wine made from grapes grown in several European countries.

2. Deutscher Landwein, or ‘German country wine’
This is the equivalent to vin de pays, and was introduced with the 1982 harvest. Regulations are similar to those for Deutscher Tafelwein, but must come from one of the 19 Landwein regions, the grapes must reach 0.5% higher potential alcohol, and the wine must be dry (trocken) or off-dry (halbtrocken) in style, i.e. may not be semi-sweet. “Landwein” can also refer to German fruit wines.

3. Qualitätswein bestimmter Anbaugebiete (QbA), or quality wine from a specific region.
These wines must be produced exclusively from allowed varieties in one of the 13 wine-growing regions (Anbaugebiete), and the region must be shown on the label. The grapes must reach a must weight of 51°Oe to 72°Oe depending on region and grape variety. The alcohol content of the wine must be at least 7% by volume, and chaptalization is allowed. QbA range from dry to semi-sweet, and the style is often indicated on the label. There are some special wine types which are considered as special forms of QbA. Some top-level dry wines are officially QbA although they would qualify as Prädikatswein. It should be noted that only Qualitätswein plus the name of the region, rather than the full term Qualitätswein bestimmter Anbaugebiete is found on the label.

4. Prädikatswein, recently (August 1, 2007) renamed from Qualitätswein mit Prädikat (QmP)
The top level of the classification system. These prominently display a Prädikat from Kabinett to Trockenbeerenauslese on the label and may not be chaptalized. Prädikatswein range from dry to intensely sweet, but unless it is specifically indicated that the wine is dry or off-dry, these wines always contain a noticeable amount of residual sugar. Prädikatswein must be produced from allowed varieties in one of the 39 subregions (Bereich) of one of the 13 wine-growing regions, although it is the region rather than the subregion which is mandatory information on the label. (Some of the smaller regions, such as Rheingau, consist of one only one subregion.) The required must weight is defined by the Prädikat, and the alcohol content of the wine must be at least 7% by volume for Kabinett to Auslese, and 5.5% by volume for Beerenauslese, Eiswein and Trockenbeerenauslese.

The different Prädikat designations used are as followed, in order of increasing sugar levels in the must:

1. Kabinett: fully ripened light wines from the main harvest, typically semi-sweet with crisp acidity, but can be dry if designated so — ideal aperitifs, light and refreshing wines
2. Spätlese - meaning “late harvest”: typically semi-sweet, often (but not always) sweeter and fruitier than Kabinett. Spätlese can be a relatively full-bodied dry wine if designated so. While Spätlese means late harvest the wine is not as sweet as a dessert wine. Can age well.
3. Auslese - meaning “select harvest”: made from selected very ripe bunches or grapes, typically semi-sweet or sweet, sometimes with some noble rot character. Sometimes Auslese is also made into a powerful dry wine, but the designation Auslese trocken has been discouraged after the introduction of Grosses Gewächs. Auslese is the Prädikat which covers the widest range of wine styles, and can be a dessert wine. Ageing is essential.
4. Beerenauslese - meaning “select berry harvest”: made from individually selected overripe grapes often affected by noble rot, making rich sweet dessert wine.
5. Eiswein (ice wine): made from grapes that have been naturally frozen on the vine, making a very concentrated wine. Must reach at least the same level of sugar content in the must as a Beerenauslese. The most classic Eiswein style is to use only grapes that are not affected by noble rot. Until the 1980s, the Eiswein designation was used in conjunction with another Prädikat (which indicated the ripeness level of the grapes before they had frozen), but is now considered a Prädikat of its own.
6. Trockenbeerenauslese - meaning “select dry berry harvest” or “dry berry selection”: very rare, very sweet, very expensive wines made from selected overripe shrivelled grapes often affected by noble rot.

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Most people think we taste with our mouths, but the palate’s a poor organ to taste with. Much of our sensations of taste comes from our sense of smell. We do have “blind spots” in smells — about 10 per cent of the population will be “blind” to any particular pure smell: a function of anosmia, or smell blindness. Fortunately, the flavour of wine is made up of different components, so there will always be something to enjoy. The smell of wine comes to us intwo ways: first, physically and deliberately smelling the glass and second through retro-olfaction: experiencing smells via the back of the mouth when the vapour of the wine reaches the nasal cavity in the back of the mouth.

There are three things you should be looking for on the nose: cleanliness, intensity of character and the character itself. Some wines, such as Sauvignon and Gewurtztraminer, have a strongly aromatic character. Others, such as Soave and Muscadet, are far weaker on the nose. Allied to the fruit character is the development. Recognising development takes a little practice and experience, and is closely tied to the specific characteristic you smell in the wine. Wine is said to have three separate ranges: the primary aromas are those from the grape, the secondary from the fermentation process and tertiary from subsequent maturation.

Young wines have a vibrant, fruity flavour. It can be simple or complex, but it’s a smell of primary fruit. Development implies greater complexity, with layers of perhaps spice or leather. When very young, wine smells of the fermentation. We normally don’t get this unless we’re at a winery, but some such as Beaujolais Nouveau, if tasted on the release date, can have something of this left. After a short time this disappears and fruit aromas come to the fore. By convention fruit and fermentation smells are referred to as aroma, while maturation character is called bouquet.

It’s remarkably difficult to identify exact smells when you begin to taste. There are many instances of one country’s “standard” tasting notes being of no use in another. English wine literature describes Sauv Blanc as being like gooseberry. Markets in the Far East are full of all manner of fruits and vegetables simply not seen in the West, but equally the shopper here have never seen juniper berries. In the 1970s and 1980s, Alsace Gewurztraminer was always described as spicy — but never as tasting of lychee, today’s standard descriptor as lychees were hardly known in Britain at the time.

What we’re smelling in wine is a vast series of organic chemical compounds.

Some typical characters:

Chardonnay: banana, butter, butterscotch, citrus, creamy, green apple, lime, nuts, pineapple, timber yard, toasty, tropical fruit, vanilla, wood

Riesling: apricot, aromatic, floral, kerosene, lemon, lime, mineral, oil, petrol, rose petal, sealing wax, slately, steely.

Muscat: apricot, aromatic, bath salts, grape, peaches, perfumed, soap

Sauv Blanc: asparagus, blackcurrant leaves, catty, flinty, floral, gooseberry, grass, green apple, green fruit, nettles, tinned peas

Semillon: fat, oil, rich, toast, tropical fruit, waxy

Viognier: apricot, peach, ginger, spice

Pinot Noir: cabbage, compost heap, ethereal, farmyard, horse manure, raspberry, summer pudding, tinned strawberry, vegetal, violets

Cab Sauv: blackberry, blackcurrant, black pepper, cassis, cedar, cigar box, green pepper, leather, mint, oak, plums, prunes, Ribena, tea leaves, tobacco

Shiraz: animalesque, blackcurrant, dark fruit, earthy, hot fruit, jam, leather, medicinal, oak, spice.

Merlot: cherries, damson, dark fruit, plum, red fruit, rich, soft

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Every time I go to Mustafa’s I stock up on Ahmad loose leaf tea: I adore the Ceylon blend…Ceylon black tea is one of Sri Lanka’s specialties, with a crisp aroma reminiscent of citrus, and is used both unmixed and in blends. It is grown on numerous estates which vary in altitude and taste — there are five estates and five broad varieties of Ceylon tea.

* Dimbula is a region that is drenched by the monsoon during August and September. The best teas from this region are from the dry months of January and February. Dimbula is a Ceylon Tea noted for its strength and powerful aroma. The tea is recommended with milk.
* Galle is located in the southern part of the island. Tea from this region has regular-sized leaves and has a golden appearance when brewed. Galle tea is known for its gentle, subtle taste, and is recommended with milk.
* Nuwara Ellya is noted as the best quality Ceylon tea. The name means ‘Above The Clouds’. Tea from the Nuwara Ellya region has a bright flavor and the liquid has a golden appearance. Tea from this region is best drunk with little or no milk.
* Uva is a region to the east of the central mountains and produces tea with a mellow flavor. The best teas from this region are harvested between June and September. The Ceylon Tea from this region are copper colored, with a smooth taste and is complimented well with milk.
* Ratnapura is a region that produces low-quality Ceylon tea. The tea grown from this region is mainly used as part of blends, but some are also sold alone. Tea from this region has a long-leaved appearance and a gentle, smooth taste. They can be drunk alone or with milk.

“Ahmad Tea buys teas from Galle, which yields a golden liquor, scented aroma, and gentle taste; from Nuwara Eliya, whose bright and delicate tea is considered by many to be the finest in Ceylon; from Dimbula, which produces a tea that exhibits body, strength and a characterful aroma; and Uva, whose teas renowned for their distinctive mellow flavour, fine taste and beautiful aroma.”

We need to develop an atlas for tea in Asia ala Hugh Johnson, and the vocabulary for it.

So excited!!!

Friday, July 3rd, 2009

ABOUT diving — I should have done this much sooner, but it’s going to be a great journey, I’ve been surfing the web for photos (lovely ones here and videos of where I’m going to do my first open water dive in Tioman, and oh, whole new worlds opening up!

1. Tioman
2. Pulau Aur
3. Bali, Lombok
4. Bunaken
5. Hantu to build up experience
6. Anambas, eventually
7. Similan

Hurray!

Q: So what do you do if you turn upside down in the water?
A: Some people scrabble about. But you can just flip around again.

Q: What happens if we ascend too fast?
A: Shake a bottle of coke really hard and then open it. Now imagine that happening in your lungs and blood vessels. Pop! Popopop!

So life’s been busy and full, what with

1. Academic stuff
2. Volunteering stuff
3. French and Cantonese
4. Calligraphy
5. Diving and trip planning
6. Social activities

And am *still* cataloguing my books, up to about a thousand, but it’s not ending….

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Hamilton Russell Pinot Noir 2007: Une robe d’un tres joli rubis. Nez complexe avec des notes de fruits rouges et noirs (groseilles et mures), ainsi que des notes de boisees. Bouche en tension, sur un duo acidite-mineralite impactant, certes un peu saillant, austere, mais offrant une tenue remarquable. Belle fraicheur fruitee, une longueur etonnante, une finale qui colle a la bouche.

Argh my French fails me — I really really like this wine from S. Africa that’s made in a Burgundian style. So here we go from the winemaker’s tasting notes: The low-vigour, stony, clay-rich soil, cool maritime mesoclimate, naturally tiny yields of under 30 hl/ha and our philosophy of expressing our terroir in our wines give rise to a certain tightness, tannin line and elevated length to balance the richness and generosity of our Pinot noir. Our Pinot noir is not overtly fruity, soft and “sweet” and it generally shows hints of that alluring “primal” character along with a dark, spicy, complex primary fruit perfume.

On diving

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

A: We saw a turtle and I was trying to keep up with it…but I couldn’t and I’d to surface as I was getting tired.
B: Outpaced. By a turtle. Happy birthday.

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Ceretto 2007 Moscato D’Asti Santo Stefano: Parfait pour brunch — très rafraîchissant. Robe jaune pâle. Le nez est assez frais, caractéristique du cépage moscato, avec des traces nettes d’épices et notes de miel d’acacia. Finale assez persistante. Vraiment agréable!

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Oceanic scope, echoing waves, horizon-reaching vistas of the world…

Reading

1. Ishiguro’s An Artist Of The Floating World and its description of the miai between Noriko and Taro Saito, and of the “floating world” — the nighttime world of pleasure, entertainment and drink which formed the backdrop for the protagonist’s paintings, and talent gone to ruin (cf All Soul’s two beggars).

2. Alberto Manguel’s A Reading Diary.

Morel reminds me of certain characters (Gloria Swanson in Sunset Boulevard or the faithful daughter in Merchant-Ivory’s Autobiography of a Princess) who spend their days watching the past come to life on a screen. The theme of the loved one recalled as a projected image appears for the first time, as far as I know, in an 1892 Jules Verne novel, The Carpathian Castle…In Verne’s version, the eccentric Baron Gortz brings back to life the beautiful opera singer Stilla, who has died in the middle of her farewell performance, and with whom the Baron has been long and obsessively in love. In the end, it is revealed that what the Baron has re-created is not her flesh and blood, but merely her image captured on a glass pane, and her voice in a recording.

(I now remember an earlier example: the shadows in Plato’s cave.)

Bioy Casares follows the precepts of the detective novel: hide nothing from the very beginning, reveal nothing until the last possible moment…

p. 10

Perhaps, in order for a book to attract us, it must establish between our experience and that of the fiction — between the two imaginations, ours and that on the page — a link of coincidences.

p. 14

Borges, when asked if he believed in God: “If the word God means a being that exists outside time, I’m not sure I believe in Him. But if it means something in us that is on the side of justice, then yes, I do believe that, in spite of all the crimes, there is a moral purpose to the world.

p. 32

We read what we want to read, not what the author wrote. In Don Quixote, I’m not particularly interested in the world of chivalry but in the ethics of the hero, and in the curious friendship with Sancho. In The Wind In The Willows, I care far less about Mr. Toad than about Rat, Mole and Badger. In Kim I am not in the least interested in the Great Game, all that infantile spy-story stuff, but I’m enthralled by Kim’s and the Lama’s respective quests and by the brilliance of the depiction of a world I don’t know.

Note: Literary travel is either a monologue or a dialogue, either the unravelling of one traveller’s route (Ulysses, Pilgrim, Justine, Candide, the Wandering Jew) or two characters in mutual progression (Don Quixote and Sancho, Huckleberry Finn and Jim, Brother and Sister in search of the Blue Bird, Kim and his Lama).

p. 41

Ana Becciu wrote this in Ronda de noche: “Love happens when we stroke a textured surface, when something is told with the hands or with the mouth. The mouth uses stories to stroke, causes scattered textures to appear, textures that can be read out loud. But almost no one knows how to read.”

Title for a doctoral thesis: “The Novel as Obstacle Course.”

The Lama believes that every obstacle in his way will be removed; Kim, that he himself is capable of either removing it or going around it. I read yesterday in Max Brod’s biography that Kafka disliked Balzac and had noted with disapproval the motto Balzac had engraved on his walking stick: “Je casse tout obstacle” (”I shatter every obstacle”). Kafka then added his own motto: “Every obstacle shatters me.”

- p. 43

This morning, outside the window of the train on my way home, a short, almost imperceptible snowstorm. In the Book of Common Prayer: “He giveth snow like wool.”…I make a mental list of descriptions of snow in books I’ve read and think that, since there are so many, they would not coincide with those of another reader.

- p. 74

I explore my library like someone returning to his native land after an absence of decades. Every time I leave on one of my book junkets, I have to chart its geography all over again, establish paths from shelf to shelf, remembering titles I have not thought about for weeks.

Like a man finding his bearings in a library, Holmes can trace his way through the labyrinth of London by reciting the names of the streets seen from a cab: “Wandsworth Road…Priory Road. Larkhall Lane. Stockwell Place. Robert Street. Coldharbour Lane.” And later, the districts through which he pursues his quarry: “Streatham, Brixton, Camberwell…Kennington Lane…The Oval…Bond Street and Miles Street…Knight’s Place.” A city reduced to the titles it contains.

- p. 81

In Turkish, the word muhabbet means both “conversation” and “love”. You say for both, “To do muhabbet”. I like the idea of conversation being a window into one’s heart or mind.

- p. 100

According to Alan Bennett, The Wind In The Willows is Mole’s bildungsroman. Mole is content as long as he isn’t adventurous. Contentment requires a certain lack of curiosity…Kenneth Grahame is masterly at describing comfort.

- p. 113

3. And also one of my favourite books of all time Howards End. Orgy! Of reading! I love!

Also watching Will and Grace, which I’d not seen before, as well as finishing the whole Big Bang Theory and How I Met Your Mother with a friend who’s homebound…

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“Thus to see our place in society from the perspective of this [original] position is to see it sub specie aeternitatis: it is to regard the human situation not only from all social but from all temporal points of view. The perspective of eternity is not a perspective from a certain place beyond the world, nor the point of view of a transcendent being; rather it is a certain form of thought and feeling that rational persons can adopt within the world…Purity of heart, if one could attain it, would be to see clearly and to act with grace and self-command from this point of view”

- John Rawls, A Theory of Justice, Harvard University Press, 1971, p. 587.

“Life is monstrous, infinite, illogical, abrupt and poignant; a work of art, in comparison, is neat, finite, self-contained, rational, flowing and emasculate.”

- Stevenson, Memoirs and Portraits

“Our true birthplace is that in which we cast for the first time an intelligent eye on ourselves. My first homelands were my books.”

- Marguerite Yourcenar

Happy food

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

Mother (in Chinese): Eating bananas will make you happy.
Me: Huh? Are you confusing it with smoking marijuana? Drinking alcohol?
Mother: No! Bananas make you happy. Healthily. *You* know how to check the Internet, *you* go check it out.

She’s vindicated

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Tried Shanlinxi oolong for the first time…mmm. It’s a varietal of Gao Shan Cha (high mountain tea), with the high elevation providing ideal conditions for oolong tea growing. The leaves make a smooth and slightly astringent brew. Compared to Dongding, Shanlixi is smoother and closer to green tea in taste.

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Folks, this is why I love the Internet. A good site to read Mengzi/Mencius and other texts!! I’m ecstatic.