Archive for September, 2009

On Fann Wong’s gown

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

A: It’s her wedding, she can turn up in a gunny sack if she likes… and she did, imo.

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B: I didn’t make to to this year’s Oktoberfest, but will endeavour to go to next year’s… when it’d be 5 years on from when I went in 2005. I came back 5kg heavier — 9l of beer and at least 3 pork knuckles in one weekend will do that to you!
C: Singapore should have a “ter-kah” fest… Which Malaysia will then copy and claim for its own because it is “Truly Asia”.

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D: If the main characters in District 9 were more goodlooking I’d consider staying for the whole movie.
E: What happened to the days when aliens were cute, like ET or Monsters Inc?

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I visited what’s IMO one of the best schools in Singapore yesterday, for kids who failed their primary school leaving examinations once, twice or thrice…

Most of the kids are poor. Some of the kids are autistic. And WORST of ALL is that some of these kids who’ve failed the PSLE are just MYOPIC. Their parents didn’t get glasses for them and reading a book/words on the blackboard just gave them a HEADACHE and so they didn’t do their homework. THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS. THIS IS RIDICULOUS. They’re branded as failures because they couldn’t afford GLASSES. Luckily the school has teamed up with optometrists to help. OMG I’m so angry that life deals out awful cards to people. Cf One Child.

Catfish and jumping

Wednesday, September 30th, 2009

On visiting KL

A tells tale of being kotoked (ripped off) when she was in KL
B (who’s been kotoked when she was travelling with hunky white men): Were you with a white? It happens when you’re with a white. Tell them to stay in the hotel or stand far away.

A: White friend was walking around carrying a Coach bag. A nice Chinese lady told us: “Be careful or you’ll be robbed…and stabbed.” White friend then wanted to return to the hotel immediately.

On fishes.

I tell my story of the eyeless goldfish and koi.

A: My grandfather had many fish all around the house and even in the garage. The catfish literally see red. When they see someone wearing red they will bump against the glass. So they went crazy one Chinese New Year (red’s an auspicious colour so you see all of us chinkywinkies togged out in red). My father was walking past and the catfish jumped out…we’re not sure if it was attacking or just horny.

A: When I was small I thought those small frogs they sell were pets. I was most upset when I saw my grandfather feeding them to his catfish. (Imitates insane grin) He had this gleeful look on his face.

A: My grandpa would get very upset when we suggested eating any of his fish as a joke.

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C on her wedding shoots:

C: We were by a 臭水沟 and the wedding photographer worked magic and made it look like four seasons!

On a you-jump, i-jump kind of love.
C: It’s more like “You jump, I call the ambulance”.

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In the papers today, Mr Michael Tay, our former ambassador to Russia:
What are Russians really like?
“Most Singaporeans, when they go to Russia, are frightened by Russians who look completely cold, even hostile. They like to wear leather jackets. A lot of them have crew cuts. The men especially are carrying beer bottles in the morning, walking around and talking loudly.

“For many Singaporeans, this is like walking into a zone of war, right? But the reality is that if you go up to them, you ask them for directions, they will smile and help you.

“In business, my encounters with the Russians are that when you meet them for the first time, they may appear cold but they are sizing you up. But the minute they think they can trust you, all doors open to you. They would, on the same evening, say: “Please come to my house. We will cook you a meal and you can eat like a Russian with us.”

War And Peace

Monday, September 28th, 2009

IN 1951, after reading the book for the 12th time, Russian writer Mikhail Prishvin (1873-1954) noted in his diary that he felt, at last, that he understood his life. On any first reading (mine now!), the book is bound to dazzle with its immense panorama of humanity. The whole of life appears to be contained in its pages. There’s a cast of several hundred characters. Yet to each one, Tolstoy presents us with a profound understanding of the human condition, with all its frailties and contradictions.

Diamonds my arse

Monday, September 28th, 2009

Read this excellent The Atlantic article:

The idea was to create prestigious “role models” for the poorer middle-class wage-earners. The advertising agency explained, in its 1948 strategy paper, “We spread the word of diamonds worn by stars of screen and stage, by wives and daughters of political leaders, by any woman who can make the grocer’s wife and the mechanic’s sweetheart say ‘I wish I had what she has.’”

De Beers needed a slogan for diamonds that expressed both the theme of romance and legitimacy. An N. W. Ayer copywriter came up with the caption “A Diamond Is Forever,” which was scrawled on the bottom of a picture of two young lovers on a honeymoon. Even though diamonds can in fact be shattered, chipped, discolored, or incinerated to ash, the concept of eternity perfectly captured the magical qualities that the advertising agency wanted to attribute to diamonds. Within a year, “A Diamond Is Forever” became the official motto of De Beers.

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But yeah, I’m into consumption anyway…I love this:

The tea-tray I bought in JB

What is 鸡翅木 in English? Chicken wing wood? Can this be real?

Come over for Chinese tea, sometime, darlings!

 

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Wines for Asian food

Curry puffs: chilled sweet Sherry (err a bit atas, to eat Old Chang Kee with wine…)
Yes, they have Takoyaki pairings with: dry nutty Fino Sherry
Chicken Wings: Merlot or Gewurztraminer
Vietnamese Spring Roll: Sauvignon Blanc
Curry Debal: Muscat or Greek Mavrodaphne
Rendang with Cabernet Sauvignon, Bordeaux, or Barolo, something tannic and big

1,001 Things They Won’t Tell You

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

READING this most amusing book (Too lazy to footnote, pls google).

Among what your spa won’t tell you — New and innovative treatments are continually being added to spa menus, ranging from the bizarre, such as “aura imaging”, in which a special camera takes a full-colour photo of your “energy field”, to the downright goofy, like the “barbecue wrap” at Dallas’ The Spa At The Crescent, where a massage therapist slathers you with a mixture of honey, tomato paste, cayenne pepper, and cornmeal.

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Very sceptical of all the purifying, rebalancing energy, and detoxing packages they have. There’s even holistic dentistry, where the “alternative dentist” diagnoses imperfect bites as the cause of everything from headaches to menstrual cramps. Costly, painful, extreme — and unproven.

But it’s a painful reality — seriously ill people in search of an elusive cure often pin their hopes and exhaust their savings on unproven treatments. Shark cartilage, herbal vitamins, and flaxseed, for instance, all get touted as cancer cures.

Vet:
- Good thing you love Sparky like a son. His care could cost as much. People want to keep pets alive at any cost. This means paying for the latest high-tech procedures, such as feline kidney transplants, cancer surgery for rabbits, CAT scans and MRIs. YEAH RIGHT. I say just put it to sleep.
- Vaccinating your pet may do more harm than good. Annual vaccinations have been an economic bulwark for many vet practices. But tailor this to your animal’s age, health and lifestyle. An indoor cat may not even need some common vaccinations.

Your wedding planner:
- People expect to recreate the lavish affairs seen in movies and tabloids, which is patently ridiculous. - And since wedding planning requires no formal training, anyone can hang out a shingle.
- Mixed marriage? Ka-ching! Consultants are cashing in on the opportunity to incorporate more than one tradition into a single event.
- Custom silk wedding fans, anyone? Wedding frills are being foisted upon eager couples hungry to make their day unique. Nip this in the bud. The issue begins and ends with the contract.

Your charity
- Our favourite charity is the fundraiser we hired. Fund-raising expenses are an inescapable fact of life for charities. But in recent decades, many have turned to full-time professional fundraisers for help. Look for charities that keep their fund-raisers’ cut to below 35%. A campaign by a commercial fund-raiser returns, on average, less than 50% of the contributions to the charity. The rest is retained by the commercial fund-raiser.
- We try to hide our fund-raising costs. Ask the charity what percentage of the income gets spent on fund-raising. But don’t count on a straight answer.
- We’re rolling in cash. Ask about our reserves.

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They should have one for your church. I’m afraid I find going to services and bible studies and “convert the heathen” activities…very boring, stuffy, and middle-class bourg. Of course you feel happy, everyone’s swaying and singing together and shaking hands. And there’s my acute fear of brainwashing, so I stick to my Dominicans and Susan Howatches in a hermity manner.

What’s up with tithing, by the way? I don’t understand how church financing and accounting works, especially for the mega churches we have here. I’m automatically suspicious of celebrity pastors who drive 5000cc cars and whose wives look like they have plastic surgery. Sniff, insincerity, etc.

But it *is* hard to read the Bible alone. Some of the prose and poetry is gorgeous, but I read it with a literary scholar’s approach rather than a worshipful approach. Time to go borrow some good commentaries.

While I’m unemployed, will also read the other major religious tracts such as the Quran, sutras, reincarnation claims of gods and goddesses and Dalais etc. So much to read, so little time!

Chinatown before Mid-Autumn Festival

Sunday, September 27th, 2009

At the pomelo store. The pomelo fruit — which ripens in autumn — is an essential part of the Mid-Autumn Festival.

 

Pomelos look like large green pears but have the texture and slight taste of grapefruit. The Chinese word for the pomelo fruit is similar in sound to the word for “blessing.” Along with its auspicious name, the sweet honey taste of the pomelo fruit complements the rich flavor of moon cakes.

 

Singaporeans.

 

Fat = happy. See Cindy’s post.

 

A traditional part of the Mid-Autumn Festival: Lanterns.

 

A not-so-traditional lantern. The cobra’s cool.

 

Rubber ducky lantern.

 

Lotus lanterns.

 

Bizarre buck-toothed monster has “Danger” written on its forehead.

 

Us Singaporeans retain our sense of joy and playfulness well into old age.

 

“What toy have you got there?”

 

 

Russia meets India

 

 

明月几时有?把酒问清天。

 

My part of town

Saturday, September 26th, 2009

Early morning light

 

Flying kites as rain approaches

 

The haze makes for good light

 

What I’m reading now…

China trip! :) + JB

Friday, September 25th, 2009

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Very excited about my upcoming China trip. :)

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There was also a movie titled Cicak Man…

 

Sunset in Boleh Land

 

Yummy ytf at Ah Koong.

 

Order the dry guotiao with fried fish cake and other yummies. Sooo good…

S’s GPS at the Johor checkpoint when we were heading back to Singapore: Do a U-turn and turn left.

GQ looking on expressionless as I eat KFC at 10pm after eating a gazillion other things.
Me: But I don’t want to eat greasy chicken in your car.
S: You can eat KFC while walking to the car.
Me: Yes thanks. That’s so tak glam.
S: I think we passed the glam stage several hours back

S’s pregnant story.

“What will happen if you run off with the wedding gown?”

Movie: Cicak man. Magazine: Gila-gila

The mooncake and how I thought S had gobbled it all down.

Cheap activities

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

1. Sleeping

2. Youtubing documentaries (because I want to better myself).

3. Origami, ironing out the paper, and origami-ing again. IRL: calligraphy.

4. Borrowing books from the library

5. Taking public transportation.

6. Sports.

7. More sleeping (as DY says, can skip meals even).

8. Turning vegetarian and giving up steak and fried chicken and pork cheeks ramen…NEVER!

9. Facebooking.

10. Learning languages online and via iPod.

11. Watching the half-a-million chess games I downloaded onto my iPod Touch via a chess database application.

12. Yoga.

13. Meditation.

Famous chess games

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

- Morphy’s Night At The Opera with Duke of Brunswick and Count Isouard.
- The Immortal Game — Anderssen and Kieseritzky in London, 1851.
- The Evergreen: Anderssen and Dufresne in Berlin, 1852

Check out his expression

Thursday, September 24th, 2009

HELP!!!

Jo: Yup it’s one of lurrrrrrrrrrve. As in, “wow, I’m so loved. I shall now stretch a little”.

Notice I’m keeping a safe distance. Cf opposable thumbs discussion.

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Pictures from good weekends

From CL and gang

 

Henderson waves

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From a kaiseki indulgence in Singapore

Appetisers. A: It looks like a marijuana leaf.

 

Pretty bowl

 

What’s in the bowl

 

Dessert. The reappearence of the marijuana leaf.

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The most powerful force in the universe is compound interest

- Albert Einstein

SAVING: I’ve gone off the bandwagon — gone are the days when I could survive on $400 a month with transport and food and everything…but I’d put more than half my salary diligently into savings and investments, which is why I can loaf around now, but still every dollar that I spend is a dollar taken away from my house/retirement account. It’s about planning — and saving, and investing.

What we do with our money now, in our 20s and 30s, will make the difference in the quality of life of our future selves. If you fail to commit money to retirement right now, you’re essentially forfeiting the ability to have more money when you will need it the most. Some people rationalise spending as a defence mechanism: it makes them feel better, rather than worse, when opting for indulgence over prudence. But if we rationalise proactively, think of saving as “prepurchasing” retirement. Every dollar we save now could be viewed as “buying” a piece of our retirement, almost like a time share of sorts. You’ve elected, Matt Schott from consulting firm TowerGroup argues, to put away a definite and quantifiable portion of your income for actual retirement. The younger you are, the larger the amount of youre retirement you can “prepurchase”.

Property accounts for a large proportion of expenses, and I’m pretty comfortable living with my parents actually, though I do give them money each month…so that relieves me of the pressure to buy and upgrade, unless/until I get married anyway.

I actually like crunching numbers, and I like to think of all eventualities, which means I save money like an old lady. I’m talking about being 80, when I may not be able to work if I want to, and I want to be around and keep seeing the world and be able to pamper my loved ones now and then. I’m 29 now, more than 50 years from being 80. No matter how far it seems, know this — no one will pick up the tab when you stop working. Our retirements may last for 20 to 30 years, and we still have to battle inflation along the way.

BE AWARE OF COMPOUNDING. Please get familiar with saving habits and investment concepts as soon as possible; if you don’t believe me go do a google search on compounding calculators and see the difference. Compounding is simple — you make an investment. You make money off that investment. Rather than spending what you make, you leave it alone and allow your initial investment, plus whatever you’ve earned, to continue generating more investment income. Repeat. It’s the snowballing effect. Start with a small amount, and just keep rolling.

1. Learn to avoid debt, budget, save and set goals for yourself.
2. Learn to do research into best interest rates for accounts and loans.
3. Look into insurance policies (I like to separate insurance and investments, beware of agents who do not know what they’re talking about — in fact premiums don’t go up till we’re 30-35, so the money might be better put into investments or bonds or a savings account).
4. Learn about investing – what to buy, when to buy. Investment must be based on thorough analysis and promise safety of principal and a satisfactory return. Risk-taking without adequate study is mere guessing, and constitutes most of what passes for investment in the stock market. Read Benjamin Graham for the quantitative aspects, and Warren Buffett on how to combine that with a qualitative approach. Bruce Greenwald has a good textbook out. Learn how to read annual reports and get familiar with accounting figures.

ONCE AGAIN, COMPOUND. You’ve got time on your side if you’re in your 20s and 30s. You can wait until you’re 40 to start saving. But truth is you get most bang for your buck right about now. You’ll be set for more years after you retire. Granted, investments may not compound now and you may have taken a hit in the stock market crash recently…but you’ll have picked up savings habits that will stay with you for life.

Don’t wait. Do something now. If you think you can’t afford to save, you’re probably wrong.

Calendar

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

October:

- help Sharon plan for wedding
- Asiawerkz
- Beijing trip
- Squeeze in a dive trip?
- work out finance & budget: how much to spend each month

November:

- first aid course
- start swimming lessons for crawl
- NUS applications
- sign up for Indonesian course in Bali

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BULLSHIT detectors up! Every bride wants to be beautiful. What price are you willing to pay? I’ve concluded that I’m an absolute cheapo at heart while I help a friend with her wedding preparations. While I wouldn’t mind spending on beautiful objects like cheongsams and crafted tea-sets — and I recognise that I’m a pretty vain person who likes pretty things…who really *cares* when it comes to diamonds and $10,000 made-to-measure wedding gowns? Why spend so much just so you think others might think you’re “quality stock”? High society? Crazy society, in my opinion.

Granted some La Perla and Tiffany and Shanghai Tang designs are lovely, and lovely things make people happy. But I think many luxury items are for suckers who’ve fallen in headlong with serious marketing gags. (Gags such as persuading people to buy into “designer” water, for instance. Water is just water, and it passes out of your system in less than 24 hours anyway.)

Diamonds are the worst. As the Economist says:

“The preciousness of the diamond is perhaps the world’s most sophisticated illusion—a feat of marketing more dazzling than the gem itself…The allure of diamonds rests on one illusion above all: that “a diamond is forever”. That clever marketing slogan, first invented in 1947 by De Beers’s American advertising men and still used today, sells two dreams in one: that diamonds bring eternal love and romance, and that diamonds never lose their value…The diamond myth lives in a world a bit outside of logic, outside of ordinary economics: A world where there are still a few talismanic substances whose magic rubs off on the bearer. Thus do the sorcerers of Charterhouse Street concoct glamour from carbon, and fool us all.”

Heard of the term “conflict diamonds”? At least your satin Louboutin three-inch heels don’t help to finance wars in Africa. And you can use Kate Spade bags to carry your groceries or to hit your misbehaving husband. The diamonds that you spend an obscene amount on are just for showing off (unless you actually figure out how to run some industrial metal-cutting outfit with your set).

This demand for bridal bling is fed by a clever advertising/women’s magazine/marketing strategy. The whole concept of a diamond engagement or wedding ring with the tacit rule of a quarter year’s salary is crazy. If you really want to spend money, you can buy BRK-A shares, or the works of deserving but starving artists, or show off how much money you have in hand by using thousand-dollar bills as a fan during your march-in.

Why these expectations of recreating lavish affairs seen in movies and tabloids? What’s this thing about splurging on once-off wedding gowns using tear-outs from magazines of celebrity weddings? If I pay a gazillion megabucks for a dress I’m jolly well going to make the most out of it and wear it a gazillion times, thank you very much. I can see why those brides with lovely wedding shoots and perfect hair and make-up and would feel it’s money worth spent. But as I’ve said before, I’m cheap. And this Miss El-cheapo would rather spend on clever T-shirts or quality underwear that I can use day in and day out.

While wedding gowns and diamonds may be the most extravagant items, another piece takes the cake in terms of sheer insanity. There are outfits offering wedding cake toppers that look like you for hundreds of dollars. And you can’t even eat them!

Of course there’s sentimental value in something that’s worked for, purchased, worn, and loved. Buying someone what she wants is a demonstration of love and empathy. And fashion is — or should be — about expressing yourself. Maybe I’m too unsentimentally ruthlessly interrogating the wants we have…But it’s still important to be alert when you’re falling prey to marketing and consuming what advertisers want you to want.

It seems to me that much of marketing replaces our true needs with confected wants. We need emotional security and to be part of a community and to celebrate happiness with those we love, but we only want that diamond ring or made-to-measure wedding gown or lavish wedding do with fireworks.

This rant against bling may come across as self-righteous. It may seem I’m saying that diamond-appreciators are doomed because they are weak and vulnerable, and people will take advantage of their naivete and lack of decision-making education, and they’re selfish and gluttonous. This would get some hackles up.

But try to be as aware — and as immune — as possible regarding the ways corporations seek to make money out of you. (What are “ampules” for wedding make-up? Wouldn’t a sensible diet and sleeping and a tube of Olay do the same things for your skin?) Oliver James writes in Affluenza: “At the risk of descending in to a Hades of cliche, beauty, as Lucian Freud’s portraits have proven many times over, is both ageless and unrelated to the raw material with which you are starting.”

Valuing beauty — I see the point of that. Using meretricious sparkle to gain praise or get a leg-up in “social value” — would that help the couple lead a fulfilling life, or become more authentic and beautiful people? I think not.

Travelling

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

MET Reuben yesterday for supper, he helped me finish this appalling kaya toast that tasted like cardboard. So he travelled to NUS from Pasir Ris for six years, saying it gives time to do reading. I may well do that for my MA. He’s one bright chap, discovering a species that made it to the top 10 species discovered in 2008, and working with the WWF. So proud of friends like him.

On my lovely new set of namecards I made upon leaving SPH: “Wah, so nice. Is it scented?”

We reconnected through YC, who was caught in a Mas Selamat sting operation:

So i was going to school this morning when i noticed a big unopened bag of chips and bottle of coke lying innocently on the side of the rocky path i take to the busstop.
Yes, i live in Kranji, ulu as shit (Quasibolehland), so rocky paths, large lalang fields and abandoned rubber plantations are the norm.

Thinking it must be some foreign worker’s early breakfast, i walked over to inspect it.

Out of the bushes nearby a red beret, clashing with the green vegetation popped out of nowhere, examined me and then popped back in. When i hit the road, there were red SOC (special ops command) vans all around the area, and red berets patrolling.

think about it. Theyre baiting our dear friend with junk food. The order must have come from higher up, coz the would be professional troopers were giggling at the entire charade too.

hilarious. I’ve just added Mas selamat as a friend on FB as per gabe’s suggestion. Maybe he’ll read this and have a good laugh. Who knows.

The mata better catch him fast, or, as in the words of talkingcock, they’ll find out why DPM Wong Kan Seng’s middle name is “KAN”, and its selamat datang to a world of pain.

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Reading the Harry Potter…I mean the PAP…book. Good stuff.

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To try:

Raw Kitchen Bar
276 Upper Bukit Timah Road
Tel: : 6467 3987
Open hours: 5:30pm to 12 midnight

Alternate careers

Monday, September 21st, 2009

SINCE I’m jobless, I’m pondering alternate careers:

1. Academic (most likely). Write boring papers and also bore students to death. Or tell jokes and make students laugh at me laughing at my own jokes.

2. Writer. And starve to death.

3. Mortuary make-up artist. Since I’m not that good at make-up, I can’t be a make-up artist. But I’m scared of corpses.

4. Dental assistant. Have to get used to drilling sounds.

5. Secretary. But I’m the slowest typist among all my friends, who seem to get insane scores on some facebook application called Typing Maniac.

6. Bookshop owner. Stocking rental romance novels for schoolgirls and hentai for boys seems to be the most lucrative way to go.

7. Speech writer. Call me up! I can spout propaganda as well as any other civil servant in the Ministry of Truth.

8. Travel agent. It’d be fun recommending places to visit, when I’m not acting like a human search engine for tickets.

9. Hand model. I’ve nice hands and nails…what sort of ads would use hands, though? Typing ads? Oil of Olay for hands?

10. Mushroom grower in a hydroponics farm. I like Kranji. I like eating mushrooms. Am assuming you can grow mushrooms using hydroponics because I don’t like earth and manure and rotting logs.

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September is the harvest month. Bring something home.
And give thanks for everything good that is already home.

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A: I call him the BFG.
B: Big Friendly Giant?
A: No. Big Fat Goon.

B: I need to reorganise my thoughts.
A: Thoughts? Plural?

Consuming + NorthLight School

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

A major element of Affluenza is consumers feeling that their possessions, bodies, even their minds, are inadequate. The distortions of advertising, PR and marketing encourage social comparison and competition.

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The reason they do not rebel against their tyrannical parents, and instead try to be like them, is fear. Trapped in an inescapable family system which is usually linked to fundamentalist religious or other ideologies, they deal with their deep loathing of their parents by feeling intense hostility against despised minorities…In Britain and America the hated groups are most commonly homosexuals, people of colour, foreigners and Jews. All of which raises the interesting question of what happens to the rage of the sixteen-year-old Singaporeans I interviewed. Perhaps it is directed into the Virus goals that Singaporean parents set their children imposed, in turn, upon them by Lee Kuan Yew’s totalitarian body politic. Caned into compliance, the children identify lock, stock and barrel with them. The rage they felt towards their parents for treating them in this way is directed towards any aspect of themselves which fails to live up to these values, and against a group who were repeatedly referred to during my stay, the “failures”. Being a failure in Singapore is as despised as being a Black or a gay is in some sections of American society.

If the results of a 1994 study are to be believed, low self-esteem is actually normal in Singapore, and is much lower than in America. Singaporean girls suffered the problem more because their self-esteem is so heavily vested in academic performance, so they are constantly living with fear of failure…I have been told repeatedly that it is extremely rare for parents to say “Well done”; unlike China, the child’s best is never good enough.

Another important trend amongst Singaporean youth is loneliness: 87 per cent had experienced it. They were loneliest when not at school — at weekends, in the holidays (the loneliest months were June and December, the main holiday periods) and when at home. The report stated that “They seemed to need company in order not to feel lonely…on their own at home they were not able to occupy their time productively, unable to create their own pleasures…many did not have friends or other activities outside school.” The loneliest were also those with the lowest self-esteem. 1

But I don’t agree with him when he says that: “Many would argue that the job of family and society is to raise children to be citizens whose fundamental psychological needs are satisfied. The Singaporean system seems uniquely well equipped to do the opposite.” (p. 253) Buy the book, people!

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From a Facebook note I wrote:

TO THOSE who think public service means pots of money and driving Jaguars and patting yourselves on the back for giving up a career as a surgeon or similar — I say look at our best teachers and feel SHAME.

I was editing this story below for a National Day package when I felt compelled to write to the principal of NorthLight as I saw “No child left behind” is not just political rhetoric –

We champion the underdog
By Sandra Davie
Senior Writer
sandra@sph.com.sg

DEADBEATS, dropouts, dummies, they have been called all that and worse.
But the 800 pupils at a remarkable school on Dunman Road are living proof that Singaporeans are prepared to go out of their way to help those who have been written off.
NorthLight School – set up three years ago to give students who repeatedly fail their Primary School Leaving Examinations one last shot – revels in defying conventional educational wisdom.
Such a “tough” school ought to have difficulty attracting staff but all its 110 teachers applied to work there. Plus, it’s got a waiting list of teachers keen to get in. Its 800 students (65 per cent boys) have all been decreed tough cases yet they have been thriving in a high-trust, disciplined environment. Unlike other schools here, it has no fixed syllabus. The teachers in this pilot project feel their way forward, finding whatever works to get the kids ready for jobs out there.
They learn basic mathematics, English, computer skills and practical skills like retail operations and food preparation. When they graduate, they can go on to work or go for further study at the Institute of Technical Education (ITE).
But its the school’s many volunteers – from bakers to doctors – who best demonstrate the improbable magic that NorthLight weaves and the willingness of ordinary people to step up.
Army regular Ong Chee Siang, 26, found his devotion severely tested a couple years ago when a frightened student phoned him at 2am pleading for help as a gang sized him up for a beating.
He quickly rounded up a bunch of pals and rushed to Pasir Ris Park just in time to break up the fight. and save the 15-year- old student from being bashed. He shrugs the incident off as a small thing: “I am glad I was able to help the boy.”
Since two years ago, he started volunteering there taking students on visits to places of interest such as the Singapore Zoological Gardens and the incineration plant and playing confidante and big brother to them.
He says he is able to connect with these 14- to 18-year-olds because he too felt like a hopeless case at that age.
After he drifted into the EM3 stream Ang Mo Kio Secondary and then the Normal (Technical) group, meant for academically weaker pupils, he joined a gang and soon got into trouble with the law. But during a stint at a boys’ home, a reform centre for juvenile delinquents, his then-school principal, Ms Paramita Bandara, gave him a second chance.
Not wanting to disappoint her, he studied hard for his N-levels and graduated on to ITE, polytechnic and then Nanyang Technological University, where he earned a mechanical engineering degree.
Now when the students at NorthLight tell him they will never be successful, he relates his own story.
“I tell them I was once like them. But look at me now, I drive a big car, have a good job and am happily married. I tell them never to give up on themselves,” he says.
He uses up quite a few days of his annual leave taking NorthLight students on day trips around the island, something he insists is a pleasure, not a sacrifice.
“I feel really good helping the kids. I get a lot out of it as well.”
Mr Ong is far from alone in his devotion to the kids. At least a dozen other volunteers from all walks of life pitch in, along with at least 30 companies.
What seems to capture their interest is NorthLight’s improbable success. As one volunteer, librarian Idris Rashid Khan Surattee, 51, puts it: “It is amazing that the school works so well. After all, its students are the lowest scorers from the primary school cohort.
“It should be ridden with problems such as gangsterism and truancy but instead you see mostly happy faces of kids in the classrooms.”
The fact that many students come from disadvantaged homes also tugs at their hearts. Those who interact with the kids note that many have battered self-esteem – no surprise, given that academic failure has dogged them.
That, plus the fact that half of NorthLight’s students are on some form of financial assistance, moved baker Desmond Er, 49, to get involved. For the last two years, he has sending over freshly baked buns every morning from his Bukit Merah bakery. Two baskets of baked goods are placed just outside the staff room. Students who come to school without breakfast just help themselves.
Other volunteers were stirred into action after seeing the dedication of the teachers for their young wards.
NorthLight’s teachers are inspiring, says neighbourhood general practitioner Lau Kit Wan, 55, who charges students just $5 a visit at her Katong clinic, or nothing at all sometimes.
“Although the school is near my clinic, I didn’t know about it until the teachers started bringing the kids here. And they would pay for the kids.
“I was curious and found out more about the school. I continue to be amazed at the care and concern that the teachers show the students.”
Ms Erica Ong, 44, Home-Fix The DIY Store’s corporate social responsibility manager, is equally in awe. Her husband Low Cheong Kee, 45, one of the two founders of Home-Fix, met the school teachers at an event and “came back all excited and told me what an amazing school it was”. “I roped in my training manager Juliana and store consultant Barrycolleagues and we went to visit the school. We were completely bowled over.”
Home-Fix now donates paints, brushes and light bulbs to the school’s community project, where students help spruce up the homes of the elderly living nearby. It has also run painting workshops, roping in students and their fathers to redecorate the school’s classrooms. It also offers store attachments so that students can gain working experience.
The latest to adopt NorthLight are business development manager Madam Regina Tan, 40, and her two sisters Hilda, 43, and Cynthia, 44.
It all started when Madam Tan called NorthLight to complain about its students raising a din playing at Dakota Crescent, where she lives.
Principal Mrs Chua Yen Ching told her about the school’s special mission to give alternative routes to those who fail the PSLE and explained that the kids were there to to help old folks fit light bulbs and tap thimbles.
The mother of five was curious and rustled up her two sisters to make a school visit. The first thing they noticed were the MX-box consoles in the canteen, freely available for students to play with. They weren’t under lock and key. There was just a notice reminding them they were “trusted to take care of the gadgets”.
They were also struck by the CCTVs on every floor of the school building – to “catch students doing good” explained Mrs Chua.
After the visit, the three sisters roped in their friends and organised a flower arrangement class during the June school holidays and a day out at Punggol Marina.
Another long-time volunteer is Mr Jeff Cheong, 33, managing director and executive creative director of advertising agency Tribal DDB, who helped Mrs Chua in branding the school, including its logo and brochures. Next, the Temasek Polytechnic design graduate is producing a year-book for graduating students “to encourage them to aim for greater heights”. The father of two is full of admiration for the “entrepreneurial spirit of NorthLight teachers”.
He notes that courses are drawn up from scratch and teachers use tools like Google-Earth and even fast food outlet menus to teach maths or English. Students flash pocket-sized cards to let teachers know whether they understood what was taught – red for No and green for Yes. Teachers have also deviseda rewards system where students earn tokens for doing good or putting in extra effort that allow them to play pool or table football.

Mr Cheong adds: “It is so wonderful that Singapore has such a school. The focus is not on the intellectually gifted or top exam scorers, but on those students who find it hardest to cope in the mainstream school system.
“It challenges the conventional thinking and re-defines the meaning of success for kids who lag academically. I am so grateful to be a part of the NorthLight success story.”

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KICKING ASS Northlight School in Dunman Road is populated by failures and drop-outs, but Singaporeans still have a whole lotta faith in them.
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THE FORMER GANGSTER
Mr Ong Chee Siang (above, middle, with NorthLight students), 26, now an army operations specialist, organises outings for the students and plays big brother to them.
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THE BAKER
Mr Desmond Er, 47, bakes and sends baskets of buns to the school every morning to make sure the students get breakfast.
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THE LIBRARIAN
Mr Idris Rashid Khan Surattee, 55, helped the school set up its library and donated money to buy resources.
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THE SISTERS
Madam Regina Tan, 40 and her two eldersisters Hilda, 43, and Cynthia, 44, organise flower arrangement classes and other activities for the students.
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THE HARDWARE STORE OWNERS
Ms Erica Ong, 44, of Home-Fix The DIY Store, donates hardware for student community service projects and offers them work attachments.
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THE AD MAN
Mr Jeff Cheong, 33, head of Tribal DDB ad agency, helped with to design the school logo, uniform and year book.

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“I’m starting again, and learning again, to take faith — and from reading people who have exuberance, inner fire, unflinching honesty, emotional courage, daring abandon and fierce love — to go together with the intellect, the imagination, the ability and the talent — which may be construed as similar to (but not identical to) what is commonly called drive or purposefulness. It’s important to have people like these to remind you of what is possible — not as exemplars, but as examples.”

Many of my best friends are teachers, and these folk are every bit as bright and motivated as those earning megabucks in consultancies or in other professions. These are folk with offers from Oxbridge colleges. And they remind me of how some places and some people have changed me — and for the better — made me excited and open-minded, dreamers with their heads in the clouds but their feet firmly planted, feeling responsibility for the chances they have had. Those who know how to put their whole heart into things, make bad puns, offered me shoulders to lean on and hard wits to sharpen my mind against. As sparklingly intelligent as they are warm and kind and grounded, knowing when to push me to laugh and find perspective.

I played with the idea of going into teaching in the ghettos but quickly came back down to Earth when Poach told me she’s read just one book a month. I’d bite off my own head and *die*.

But you know, the idea of giving back WORKS, it’s not all about greed and competition and kiasuism. I’ll be passing some of you the book I got from Mrs Chua — but if you want a copy, do what I did. Write to her and find out more about the story of her school, her students.

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From the book Mrs Chua sent me:

My first steps into NorthLight School were hesitant ones. I have enjoyed a relatively “elite” education; apart from the first few years of primary school, most of my years were spent in the upper strata of the education system.

It was thus a new experience seeing the way NorthLight functioned and worked; a school very different from the schools that I knew and was accustomed to. I had worked with autistic children in Pathlight School for a number of months, and more relevantly, Youth-At-Risk (YARs) in the past.

I had heard of NorthLight School then, but never found out much about it. I knew of its noble overarching vision, but I had merely brushed it aside, thinking that like many other “noble” ideas and plans, there would be a huge disparity between what was on paper and what happened in reality.

At the end of my four days at NorthLight, I have to say that what I have seen is mind-blowing and I struggle for words to describe it.

In these four days, I have seen children who have been turned around; I have seen a school with an infectious optimism that seems to radiate belief in every student; and I have seen a school where high YAR students are actually willing to come to school every day.

In my opinion, this is because of three reasons: the first is a work plan for a “dream school”, with the programmes, facilities, and appropriate curriculum; the second is an iron-willed determination to make that “dream school” happen; and the third is a group of dedicated, motivated teachers who essentially turn that work plan into reality.

The work plan for this “dream school” astounds me, especially the fact that the entire plan was done up in less than nine months (along with setting up the school), and revised again and again to meet the exigencies of the time.

I’ve tried to take a picture of every clever idea that has gone into this school and I’ve since lost count of how many pictures I’ve taken….Moreover, the school has been given the resources to “make it happen”….

But what truly astounds me is the dedication of the teaching staff. The teachers at NorthLight are truly remarkable. There wasn’t a teacher in this entire school who was “unenthusiastic” about teaching, and there wasn’t a teacher who wasn’t putting the student’s best interests at heart…I have never seen this sense of higher purpose in a school before. My own teachers always seemed more interested in finishing their bond and then leaving.

…Many of the students of NorthLight are a microcosm of the uglier parts of Singaporean society. In it, and through the lives of the students, I see many things that reflect a larger problem: broken families, single parents, broken healthcare systems, an education system that perhaps streams its students too early, and too quickly.

However, NorthLight is also a place whree public policy is attempting to address these issues. In NorthLight, you see the people who are striving to make it all work, from Mr Bernard Chan who insists that the kids carry themselves properly with dignity, to the drama teacher, Ms Suzana, who believes everybody be brave to speak out well on stage.

Someday I think I’d like to teach, but I’m not quite sure how. But to those in NorthLight who teach, and who constantly inspire this group of students to be bigger and better than what they are, and who are turning lives around, I have just one word for you — Wow!

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From Mrs Chua’s e-mails:

“We do not sell our publication but let me know how many copies you need and
you can either collect them from my school or we will send by post to you.
You can donate any amount to the students assistance fund. (if you are
writing a cheque, just address to NorthLight School and on hte reverse, put
students’ assistance fund and we will give you a tax exemption receipt. We
need your NRIC and address. We will key hte info into the system so that
the amount us captured in the system when you pay your tax.

We ars still in the editing stage of the new book and once this is done , I
will send a copy to you.

It is more expensive to run NLS than an ordinary sec school because of the
vocational component and yet the fees is the lowest- no one can run such a
school except public service. This is because we believe that state
education is to educate right down to the last child.”

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From Michael Dirda, one of my favourite literary critics:

Children learn best what they love. We have all been amazed at ten-year-olds who can recite the batting average of every player in the American League or who can discuss and compare minor details in the various Star Trek series. The good teacher needs to inspire love for his subject; then all the rest will follow: children will learn the facts willingly, will read the books eagerly, because they will find them irresistible.

Easily enough said. But how can this be done, and done thirty times over in a classroom of sophomore English? There is only one way: the teacher must herself display such love for English that, like the nous of Neoplatonist creation, that love will overflow and enter into her pupils. Or at least a few of them. A true teacher, as the classicist William Arrowsmith maintained, embodies the subject he teaches: that is, a humanist should be learned, admirable and humane; a mathematician ought to think clearly, display joyfulness in the very chalk strokes he makes in inscribing an equation on the blackboard. A teacher should be a living advertisement for his or her subject.

To encourage this process, we need to make a profound change in our society’s attitude toward secondary school teachers. Teaching must again be regarded as a desirable and admirable profession. How can you love a subject if you have been tacitly taught to despise its advocate? We need to pay better salaries, attract top undergraduates to the field, and honour teachers in our community. T.S. Eliot once wrote that he had worked in a bank for many tiring hours, six days a week, but that by comparison with his stint as a schoolmaster, banking was one long vacation. Our education system will remain mediocre until parents, especially well-to-do, successful parents, urge their brightest children to become high school math and history teachers…”

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On Rawls, and justice as fairness

DISTRIBUTIVE justice/desert and entitlement: fascinating stuff! Rawls’ maximin theorising for his second principle may require too much, and would fail to compel allegiance. It also seems to ignore a central demand of justice, that merit or desert should be rewarded. On desert: the distinction between inequalities brought about by choices and circumstances is very difficult to maintain. And Nozick argues that if people exert their labour in the production process, then the maximin process is unjust, with Rawls treating the better-off as means to ends of other people.

There is one answer to this: The more well-off, if they take themselves in some strong sense to be implicated in the fate of their less favoured brethren, would not be inclined to see themselves as exploited. The needs of citizens, not of individual persons, dictate the guaranteed social minimum.

But you can say that in justice as fairness, the balance between justice and democratic politics tilts in favour of absract analysis and Rawls’ views verge on utopia. Philosophical and political concepts have not much in common and many of the versions of political philosophy today display a flight from the political, the shrinking of the political into an area of constructed consensus guided by a vision of the good life.

OP arguments may sustain reasonable hopes not of unanimous agreement, but of creating the conditions for a community of justification. Considered convictions as citizens of a modern constitutional democracy are strengthened and clarified, whereby some illusions are defeated and some myths (such as meritocracy) challenged, whereby certain prima facie attractive options (eg average utility) are dismissed and we discover resources to fight for what is non-negotiable, namely the equal basic rights and freedoms, fair equality of opportunity, the social conditions for self-respect and human dignity, and for a full exercise of citizenship.

What’s possibly the richest legacy of Rawls is an understanding of citizenship that goes beyond traditional liberalism and possibly points towards a “strong” or republican conception. Traditionally, republicanism is characterised by an understanding of citizenship based on an agreement on a shared conception of the good and on the priority of public virtues over private interests. The first aspect would make it unacceptable for Rawls’ political liberalism. But he shares with republicanism a major concern with stability and social cohesion, and he recognises that the latter is more effective than liberalism in creating the kind of stability and cohesion that modern democracies require. In contrast, liberalism’s emphasis on individual rights impoverishes the meaning of citizenship as it creates a culture of grievances, demands and claims, not of solidarity and reciprocity. It is not concerned with the bonds of citizenship, but with the needs of individuals. The societal aspect of citizenship is played down. It is clear that Rawls does not remain as indifferent as most liberals to the question of the fair value of political liberties. It is the erosion of these very liberties in a “market democracy” that started his enquiry into political and social justice in the first place. He shows great concern for what we could call the “privatisation of politics” or the politics of lobbies and private interests, and he calls for a renewal of citizens’ participation as an answer. In “The Idea of Public Reason Revisited”, he gives his most explicit statement of how he understands citizenship, a statement that sounds fairly republican in view of its emphasis on citizens’ responsibilities and on public reason:

Ideally, citizens are to think of themselves as if they were legislators and ask themselves what statutes, supported by what reasons satisfying the criterion of reciprocity, they would think it most reasonable to enact. When firm and widespread, the disposition of citizens to view themselves as ideal legislators, and to repudiate government officials and candidates for public office who violate public reason, is one of the political and social roots of democracy, and is vital for its enduring strength and vigour

(IPRR: 136)

Obviously, empowering citizens and treating them as responsible for the justice of their institutions and for putting forward social and political criticism is an important part of Rawls’ project. Let’s quote Rawls’ own description of republicanism:

Classical republicanism I take to be the view that if the citizens of a democratic society are to preserve their basic rights and liberties, including the civil liberties which secure the freedoms of private life, they must also have to a sufficient degree the “political virtues” (as I have called them) and be willing ot take part in public life. The idea is that without a widespread participation in democratic politics by a vigorous and informed citizen body, and certainly with a general retreat in private life, even the most well-designed political institutions will fall into the hands of those who seek to dominate and impose their will through the state apparatus…The safety of democratic liberties require the active participation of citizens who possess the political virtues needed to maintain a constitutional regime.

(PL: 205)

The central tenets of republicanism, which Rawls shares, can be summarised as: civil liberty needs political rights and participation; liberty is always at the mercy of domination; and citizens’ engagement and participation are the conditions for stability. The whole idea of justification as an ongoing effort that involves public reason is fairly characteristic of republican politics. What is distinctive in Rawls’ theory are the two ideas of the OP and of placing intuitions and principles in reflective equilibrium, for which there are no obvious republican equivalents. Giving the fair value of political liberties a special priority was also a meaningful innovation in the principles of justice as fairness.

While in classical liberalism, civil rights have priority over political rights, which are instrumental to the protection of personal autonomy, for Rawls, they are constitutive of it. He adds a sense of political responsibility to the list of liberal rights that define citizenship and he tries to reconcile the “liberties of the Ancients” (political participation) with the “liberty of the Moderns” (personal autonomy and non-interference). Freedom for Rawls is not simply freedom from interference, as this may still leave you at the mercy of a benevolent but all powerful ruler. Equality matters, and emphasising the link between individual freedom and an equal structure of power is characteristic of Rawls’ theory. This is why the liberties of both public and private autonomy are given side by side and unranked in the first principle of justice. The list of basic liberties does not privilege the liberal liberties over the republican ones, but gives them the same weight.

Rawls hence unites the two types of rights that make up citizenship. The first corresponds to the “liberty of the Moderns” and the rational concern for one’s own good, the second to the political liberties of the Ancients and the concern for justice and the common good. Here we hve the first elements of a new conception of citizenship which is neither liberal nor republican.

For him, the value of political liberties does not mean that the “personal is political” in the way it is for republicans. The civil and the political spheres are distinct: the realm of non-public concerns and associations is specific and distinct from the political forum.

Fragmentation, conflicts and divisions are at the heart of democratic individuality. The political conception of the person both acknowledges these conflicts and exacerbates them. Political rights are not simply external to and instrumental in the development of personal ends and commitments — they play a constitutive role. Rawls’ idea of citizenship describes a moral individuality divided, on the one hand, between valuable inherited historical and personal commitments and on the other the power that modern political rights have yielded to critically distance onself and even to rebel against those very crucial commitments. Either emancipation from or acceptance of traditions increasingly becomes a matter of personal responsibility.

These internal conflicts and divisions lead citizens to “think” in a way that traditional communitarian contexts do not favour, and to advance public justifications and reasons for their preferences, as these are not obvious for the rest of society. This is why Rawls’ central concern is rightly with public justification and citizenship, since these internal conflicts and validation processes they call for are precisely the reason why citizens have to “think” reflectively and to search for public justification. There is an organic link between the emergence of political rights and the split nature of the democratic self. Political rights may both create and heal these divisions. It is hence wrong to look at the self of political liberalism as possessing a unity independently of public commitments and citizenship. It is wrong to see it as uncommitted and available for anything or as indifferent and amoral. Rawls has tried first to reconcile liberalism with the demands of justice, beyond the narrow confines of rights-based demands, and then to reconcile civil with political liberties in a conception of citizenship. This is an extremely important move that has brought him closer to a form of liberal republicanism and to a richer conception of the political self, which both reflect his central commitment to autonomy and equal respect for persons.

Also, how does commitment to some “Rawlsian” conception of justice translate into everyday ethics? Does it make ethical sense to advocate maximin instutitions while recoiling from maximin conduct?

 

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1 James, Oliver, Affluenza. London: Random House, 2007. ISBN 9780091900113. pp. 251-2.

Random snippets

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

- So you like it when the judge of love calls you to his chambers.
- And smacks you with an injunction.
- It’s slap.

- Are you going to invite them to come into your chamber?
- No, the guys get the balcony, not the chamber of love.

- The chamber of the teletubby.

(On 4D)
- An accident is a low-probability event. Winning 4D is a low-probability event. So we buy 4D with accident licence plates.
- Chinese people buy 4D using death dates and coffin numbers. You mean you didn’t know that?

Random discussions of Russell Peters. And random adding of “kuti” to names.

- Yes, it’s cheaper to have a wall than windows. That’s how they decide what to put in a flat…In the newer flats even the bay windows and the planters are counted as “floor area”.

In a Malayalam accent
- Would you like a big Coke?

- You should ask him: Do you speak Hungarian?

- I was assimilated and spoke English with an accent. My mother told me not to make fun of the relatives.

- My iPhone has been condomised.

- Apparently there’s a glass partition because someone managed to spit on the judge.

- (On dealing with opposition) Co-opt, control or coerce!

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To do:

- faith matters
- languages
- writing. I’ve torn up two drafts. Time to get serious.
- travel plans: dive trips and swimming lessons
- health and fitness
- exploring Singapore
- calligraphy practice
- take up chess again
- read all the books I own before buying more

And of course the admissions stuff, essay and transcripts and resume. I don’t want to be in a situation where I’m still in the nest and dependent on my parents, instead of me supporting them. Time to break out the excel spreadsheets and do the sums.

One step at a time.

The law

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

SINCE I was talking about lawyers, here’s a basic primer on law.1 Lawyer friends, please correct me if any of my information is wrong.

There are two types of laws in Singapore — statutes and the common law. Parliament makes statutes. Judges develop the common law.

I) Statutes are laws that have been formally written down. Here, the statutes are contained in different “Acts”. There are more than 350 such Acts, or “chapters” of statutes in Singapore. You can find all the Singapore statutes online (just google Singapore statutes online). We call them “Acts of Parliament).

Examples of statutes are:
- The Penal Code — which tells you what acts are considered crimes, such as stealing and kidnapping, and what are the punishments for such crimes.
- The Road Traffic Act — which sets out all the dos and don’ts for road users, as well as penalties for disobeying the rules.

The most important Act in Singapore is the Constitution. The Constitution sets out the framework for Singapore as a country. It tells us important things such as what makes up our government, what our fundamental human rights are and who’s a citizen of Singapore.

Parliament’s a body of members elected in general elections which are held every five years in Singapore. These MPs represent the people in making laws and usually belong to a political party. Parliament, together with the President, forms the Legislature — ie the body which makes laws. The Legislature is one of the three arms of govt.

Govt:
a) Legislature
b) Executive
The leader of the ruling party will be asked by the President to become the Prime Minister. The PM then chooses MPs to become Ministers. They form the Cabinet. The Cabinet executes the laws passed by the Legislature.
c) Judiciary, or judges who adjudicate on the laws. They decide whether the laws have been upheld and obeyed.

II) Common Law
There’s a great deal of law you don’t find in statutes. For example, if a cyclist knocks down a pedestrian and injures him, the pedestrian can claim damages. There’s no written law or statute that states he can do so. But if the court is satisfied that the cyclist was negligent and caused the accident, the court can award the pedestrian compensation in money.

There’s a principle of law that says you’ve a duty of care to ensure your action does not hurt or cause harm to your “neighbour”. If you breach that duty of care, you’ll be held responsible. This principle of law — the “neighbour” principle 00 comes from a set of laws called the common law. These laws are found in decisions made by the judges over the years in different court cases. (These laws are also known as “case-law”). The very first case is like the beginning of a story. The principle set out in the case is then applied in later cases with different facts. Subsequent cases use the principle and apply it to the special facts of each case. In this way, the principle is developed.

Diff between civil and criminal law
a) Who enforces
- Criminal law: Usually enforced by the State against citizens.
- Civil law: One citizen against another citizen

b) How enforced
- Criminal law: the court ordering the person whom it has found guilty of breaking the law to be punished. Can be imprisoned, caned, or sentenced to death etc.
- Civil law: court orders the person who has disobeyed the law to pay compensation to the other person who has suffered damage because the law has been disobeyed. (damage = physical injury, pain and suffering etc etc).

c) Burden of proof
- Criminal law: on the prosecutor who wants to prove that the accused has committed a crime.
- Civil case: On the plaintiff who claims the defendant has not obeyed the law.

d) Standard of proof
- Criminal law: Must be proven “beyond reasonable doubt” that the accused is guilty of committing a crime: that is, the court must be very, very sure, after listening to all the evidence, that the person is guilty.
- Civil law: You must prove “on a balance of probabilities” that your evidence is stronger than the other side’s evidence — the court must think, after considering all evidence, that your version of events is likely to be more probable.

You can do something which is against criminal as well as civil law. Eg killer litter, which hits a man — comes under Penal Code as well as breaching duty of care. Can be tried in criminal court as well as civil court by plaintiff if someone is hurt.

Singapore’s Courts

High Court: can deal with both civil and criminal cases. It has the jurisdiction to deal with any criminal and civil case. More information here.

District Court: See here. Civil and criminal cases. Can generally deal with civil cases where the amount involved is not more than $250,000, and criminal cases where the maximum term of imprisonment by law is not more than 10 years, or which are punishable by fines only, or both.

The Family Court is part of the District Court. The Family Court deals with matters such as family violence, maintenance, and divorce for non-Muslims.

Juvenile Court: Deals with
- Offences committed by children (below the age of 14 years) and young persons (14-16). These are Juvenile Arrest Cases.
- Children and young persons in need of care and protection.
- Children and young persons beyond parental control.

A child under seven years old is considered to be unable to commit any crime. If someone uses such a child to commit an offence, that person will be committing an offence, but the child will not be considered to have committed an offence.

Civil cases: If you are under 21 years old, you can sue another person through a “next friend” and can be sued through a “guardian ad litem”, who is usually your parent or guardian at least 21 years old. He or she will decide whether and how to fight the case for you.


Syariah Court:
The Syariah Court deals with disputes involving Muslim marriages. It also issues Inheritance Certificates, which state who will get the money and property of a deceased Muslim, and what share each person will get.

Small Claims Tribunal: It can generally hear disputes arising from any contracts to sell goods, provide services, and damage to property where the amount claimed does not exceed $10,000 (or $20,000 if agreed between the parties).

 

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1 Material cribbed from various sources. I found Teens And The Law by the Singapore Association Of Women Lawyers to be idiot-friendly and concise.

Why are lawyers so unhappy? + beauty

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

LAW is a prestigious and renumerative profession, and law school classrooms are full of fresh candidates. In a recent poll, however, 52 per cent of practising lawyers described themselves as dissatisfied. Certainly, the problem is not financial. In addition to being disenchanted, lawyers are in remarkably poor mental health. They are at much greater risk than the general population for depression. Lawyers also suffer from alcoholism and illegal drug use at rates far higher than nonlawyers. The divorce rate among lawyers, especially women, also appears to be higher than the divorce rate among other professionals. Thus, by any measure, lawyers embody the paradox of money losing its hold: they are the best-paid profession, and yet they are disproportionately unhappy and unhealthy. And lawyers know it: many are retiring early or leaving the profession altogether.1

Positive Psychology sees three principal causes. The first is pessimism. Pessimists tend to attribute the causes of negative events to stable and global factors. The pessimist views bad events as pervasive, permanent, and uncontrollable, while the optimist sees them as local, temporary and changeable…Pessimism is seen as a plus among lawyers, because seeing troubles as pervasive and permanent is a component of what the profession deems prudence. A prudent perspective enables a good lawyer to see every conceivable snare and catastrophe that might occur in any transaction. The ability to anticipate the whole range of problems and betrayals that nonlawyers are blind to is highly adaptive for the practising lawyer who can, by so doing, help his clients defend against these farfetched eventualities. And if you don’t have prudence to begin with, law school will seek to teach it to you…This skill of seeing the underside of innocent behaviour is super for work, but not so good for the rest of their lives.

A second psychological factor that demoralises lawyers, particularly junior ones, is low decision latitude in high-stress situations. Decision latitude refers to the number of choices one has — or, as it turns out, the choices one *believes* one has — on the job. There is one combination particularly inimical to health and morale: high job demands coupled with low decision latitude. Individuals with these jobs have much more coronary disease and depression than individuals in the other three quadrants.

Nurses and secretaries are the usual occupations consigned to that unhealthy category, but in recent years, junior associates in major law firms can be added to the list. Along with the sheer load of law practice, these young lawyers often have little voice about their work, only limited contact with their superiors, and virtually no client contact. Instead, for at least the first few years of practice, many remain isolated in a library, researching and drafting memos on topics of the partners’ choosing.

The deepest of all the psychological factors making lawyers unhappy is that American law has become increasingly a win-loss game. Barry Schwartz distinguishes practices that have their own internal “goods” as a goal from free-market enterprises focused on profits. Teaching is a practice that has learning as its good. Medicine is a practice that has healing as its good.

Practices and their internal goods are almost always win-win games: both teacher and student grow together, and successful healing benefits everyone. Bottom-line businesses are often, but not always, closer to win-loss games: managed care cuts mental health benefits to save dollars; star academics get giant raises from a fixed pool. keeping junior teachers at below-cost-of-living raises. There is an emotional cost to being part of a win-loss endeavour.

The writer has argued that positive emotions are the fuel of win-win (positive-sum) games, while negative emotions like anger, anxiety, and sadness have evolved to switch in during win-loss games. To the extent that the job of lawyering now consists of more win-loss games, there is more negative emotion in the daily life of lawyers. The adverserial process lies at the heart of the American system of law because it is thought to be the royal road to truth, but it does embody a classic win-loss game: one side’s win equals exactly the other side’s loss. Competition is at its zenith. Lawyers are trained to be aggressive, judgmental, intellectual, analytical and emotionally detached. This produces predictable emotional consequences for the legal practitioner: he or she will be depressed, anxious and angry a lot of the time.

See this article for more.

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The Thin Commandments

Time to cut down on the simple sugars and eat more bulky snacks such as vegetables, fruits, and nuts. I’ve put on a few kgs since I quit the job! This. Is. Insupportable. I’m usually pretty trim, with a weight below 50kg…whine, gnash, WAAAAHHH. Exercise, too, sigh. I’ve mostly subscribed to the “no pain, no pain” kitchen-shuffle refrigerator-lunge exercise “regime”, but it seems like it’s time to get off my arse.

From Affluenza pp. 183-4:

A significant portion of American economic activity is devoted to pressuring women to preoccupy themselves with how attractive they are to others, through magazines, film, TV and ads. An even larger slice of the economy provides the means for conforming to these norms, from fashion to cosmetics to cosmetic surgery. On my travels it was brought home to me that in the matter of our external presence — the bodies, clothes and haircuts that others see when they look at us — there is an important distinction to be drawn between a Virus concern with appearance and an intrinsic concern to be beautiful.

Appearance-driven women are prone to an obsessive concern with their weight, a love of cosmetics, elaborate hair-dressing, and socially valued, expensive clothes, and are willing to countenance cosmetic surgery. By contrast, women who seek beauty are largely immune to these ways for corporations to make money out of them. They develop their own notion of what constitutes a pleasing external presence and then measure it against that, doing it for their own pleasure, not that of others. They make themselves up rather than necessarily wearing makeup. They select clothes primarily because they like them, not because they are fashionable or they will “look good” to others. They define for themselves what they like about their body’s shape or their face or their hair, rather than feeling under pressure to conform to a norm. They may be dissatisfied with aspects of what they see when they look in the mirror, but their reason for wishing to change it is in order to look more like their own internally created notion of beauty, rather than an externally generated norm of how to be “sexy” or “sassy” or “pretty” in the eyes of others…On the whole, their primary motivation is not for men to desire them or for other women to envy them, but simply to look beautiful.

My impression of the elite women of Virus-infected Singapore and China, and the English-speaking countries, was that confected appearances far outweighed the pursuit of beauty.

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There is this kind of boundary-less state of pathological honesty, a gruesome self-disclosure often passed off by damaged people as insight. Hopefully I’ve not crossed the line into a deranged programme of “honesty” at all costs.

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The My Lai tapes. Really hard to listen to.

 

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1 All from Seligman, Martin. Authentic Happiness. London: Nicholas Brealey, 2003. ISBN: 1-85788-329-2. pp. 177-184.

Care bare stare

Friday, September 18th, 2009

A: Care bear POWER!
B: It’s Care Bear STARREEE!
A: Oh yeah….care bare stare!
B: errr..
A: Oh dear, that sounds like the title of a porn film starring the bears.
B: OMFG.


SPEAKING
of porn, what’s this Evony game? I keep seeing porn-like ads for it and it’s disturbing as it’s similar to my name…

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I can’t recommend Affluenza by Oliver James strongly enough. Please go and get a copy and read it.

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“…In your language you have a form of poetry called the sonnet.”

“Yes, yes,” Calvin said impatiently. “What’s that got to do with the Happy Medium?”

“Kindly pay me the courtesy of listening to me.” Mrs Whatsit’s voice was stern, and for a moment Calvin stopped pawing the ground like a nervous colt. “It is a very strict form of poetry, is it not?”

“Yes.”

“There are fourteen lines, I believe, all in iambic pentameter. That’s a very strict rhythm or meter, yes?”

“Yes,” Calvin nodded.

“And each line has to end with a rigid rhyme pattern. And if the poet does not do it exactly this way, it is not a sonnet, is it?”

“No.”

“But within this strict form the poet has complete freedom to say whatever he wants, doesn’t he?”

“Yes.” Calvin nodded again.

“So,” Mrs Whatsit said.

“So what?”

“Oh, do not be stupid, boy!” Mrs Whatsit scolded. “YOu know perfectly well what I am driving at!”

“You mean you’re comparing our lives to a sonnet? A strict form, but freedom within it?”

“Yes.” Mrs Whatsit said. “You’re given the form, but you have to write the sonnet yourself. What you say is completely up to you.”1

 

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1 L’Engle, Madeleine, A Wrinkle In Time. New York: Dell, 1962. ISBN 0-440-99805-0. p. 179.

“Vs” fight

Friday, September 18th, 2009

A: My two nephews (aged five and three) often fight. And they really hit each other hard. Once you hear them shout “Vs!” you know they’re at each other’s throats.
B: Vs?
A: It’s Transformers lingo. (imitates Transformers voice) Megatron VS Optimus Prime!

A: Level 2 transformers are actually quite difficult (Toys come in difficulty levels 1 thorugh 4).
A: My brother and my sis-in-law got them for the kids, and the adults ended up transforming the toys for the children for two weeks afterwards. It’s like really complicated Rubrik’s Cubes.

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My mother (who teaches young children): The kids were like “XX老师 (Mdm XX), you wouldn’t know what Transformers are. I told them in Mandarin: “Who says I don’t know what they are? They’re 变形金刚!” And the kids were stunned.”

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Snippets from my birthday party last year — was sorting out facebook pictures and came across this:

- “The tourists were so grateful for the ride that they tried to give me their map as a gift. It was all they had. I said no, no, you need the map.”

- “Yeah the pictures of the clowns were all over the motel…Many of them did not look happy.”

- “Now it’s everyone else’s turn to tell us a story why they feel connected to Moscow.”
(tense silence descends)
- “I’m kidding.”

- (On a movie Snakes on the Plains/Planes) “…So the snakes were assassination tools.”

- “It’s really hard to stab yourself in the heart.”
- “According to your knowledge as a medic, what’s the best way to off yourself?”

- “The Japanese were so nice!”
- “But they killed your grandfather.”
- “My grandfather died in 1990.”

- “The Japanese were really gallant! One man helped me lug my luggage up a long flight of stairs.”
- “Were you just in his way?”

- A: “Yeah, be a house-husband. A house-boyfriend.”
- B: “I’ve no objection to that.”
- C, who’s with B: “I think it’s more like house pet.”

- “Sesame Street is now used in torture and interrogation. Barney, too.”
- “Of course. If I’d to face Barney I’d crack.”

- (On trying to use the ATM machine like an iPod Touch) “I’m just ahead of the curve. Sooner or later everything will be touch screen.”
- “Yeah, when Apple starts making ATMs.”

- “If I had to take the feeder bus from Pasir Ris every day I’d cry.”
- “How did you know?! That’s me every day! On the bus. Crying.”

Calligraphy: Zhao Mengfu

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Yuan Dynasty: 1277-1367AD

Zhao Mengfu (1254-1322)

During the Mongol Yuan Dynasty the practice and development of Chinese calligraphy began to decline. This slump was halted only when Zhao finally agreed to accept a ministership in the Yuan Dynasty. Zhao was a descendant of a Song Dynasty emperor and, for many years, refused to posting due to loyalty issues. But several years of privation for him and his family prompted him to take up the position in 1286. He was scorned as a collaborator, but his acceptance and subsequent promotion of calligraphy allowed the art to continue to develop and to maintain its important position in Chinese culture.

Zhao was the first artist to combine painting and calligraphy, believing the two came from the same spiritual source. He encouraged the Yuan scholars to write calligraphy on their paintings, a style that became known as the “Scholar’s Style”. He compared the painting of a landscape of stones to the Flying White Style of calligraphy, the painting of trees to the writing of the Da Zhuan (Large Seal Style), the painting of bamboo and orchids to Li Shu (Official Style). He believed that using calligraphy techniques in painting produced the most skillful work. During the Yuan Dynasty, Chinese painting began to lose its obsession with detail and prescribed techniques and became more free-spirited, spontaneous and creative.

Zhao developed his own style which is often described as coy, beautiful and smooth. His is a style that is easy to approach and accept, lacking harshness or violent emotions. He developed a particular style of Kai Shu (Regular Style) that bears his name. His small Kai Shu is considered to be his best style.

He studied the works of all the famous Tang calligraphers, as well as the two Wangs, and is one of only a few in the history of calligraphy who came close to the two Wangs’ peak of perfection. The Orchid Pavilion Preface was his most loved masterpiece and he practised it frequently. One time he was practising it on a boat as he travelled along and was inspired to write, at the end of that particular copy, 13 comments, or short essays, on the Preface. Done in Xing Shu (Walking Style), this commentary is one of his most famous works and describes how he studied the Preface and what he gained from this study. Zhao captured the spirit of Wang Xizhi and skillfully blended it with his own style.

Zhao was very diligent and dedicated and is reported to have practised 10,000 words every day, sometimes by writing the One-Thousand-Character Composition ten times. He was known for being able to write very fast, so fast that his turning on strokes sometimes exhibits a little lack of strength and energy. Since the Yuan, Zhao’s calligraphy has received mixed reviews. Some calligraphers say his work has no bones, no skeletons, and is spineless. Others have thought poorly of his work because of the smooth beauty and lack of temper. His reputation has been tainted by his cooperation with the Mongols, and even today the merits of his calligraphy are debated on the basis of his loyalty.1

 

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1 All from Khoo Seow Hwa, Nancy L. Penrose, Behind The Brushstrokes: Tales From Chinese Calligraphy. Singapore: Graham Brash, 1993. ISBN: 9971-49-284-9.